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Fitchburg Man Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Finds Buyer In Record Time


This is Allen Crocker from Fitchburg.

As you can see, he oozes sex appeal and is really into big rump, bigger Gerber servers, and anime porn.

How did he get this far in life? Selling food stamps on Facebook of course.

It’s unclear how this able bodied male in his 20’s obtained food stamps, but his friend Jasmin The Queen attempted to tell him that it was unwise to look for potential buyers for on Facebook, especially considering his previous history with courts. And I think we can all agree just by looking at his chin strap that this gentleman knows his way around a courthouse. Luckily he lives in Fitchburg so it took no time at all to find a customer and he has since removed the ratchet Craigs List posting from his page.

Don’t worry though, because the first of the month is approaching which means the re-up will be too. So DM Allen Crocker on Facebook if the government finally cut you off and you’re trying to get half priced food stamps.


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