Frogman Who Stole Assaulted Elderly Man, Stole Car With Dog Inside And Crashed It, Previously Featured With Mom On Turtleboy For Selling Food Stamps On Facebook
This is Michael Boden from Lisbon, CT.
As you can see from the flat brimmed hat, bathroom selfies, and junkie eyes, he is the official mascot of unpaid child support.
Last Thursday Mikey went to Groton CT, where he robbed a 67 year old man, stole his truck with the dog still in it, and then crashed the car into a telephone pole (those are hard to miss) in Norwich before abandoning the pooch on foot.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, thank God the dog wasn’t hurt. Of the two living things with a pulse that were in the truck when it crashed into a pole, only one of their lives mattered. And it wasn’t the guy with the neckbeard who previously got arrested for breaking and entering a restaurant to steal $200, on top of a plethora of other Google trophies.
He also reproduced too.
Because for some reason a woman exists who looked at this man and decided it would be a good idea to let him unload a shot glass of chode chowder into her.
If you’re a long time follower of Turtleboy you may recall that Michael Boden was previously featured on our blog in 2017. That was a busy year for me because I had a lot of bloggers and I didn’t read or edit a lot of the things they published, so I don’t even remember this headline from South Shore Turtlegirl:
As she pointed out, he oddly resembled a frog.
Poop Froggie Frog then showed up on our Facebook page (the one with over 100,000 followers back in the day) to defend the Chode Toad’s honor, and explain why it’s perfectly normal for a grown man to sell food stamps on Facebook.
Then the pieces of the puzzle started coming together when his mother Michelle Mosca showed up with her broken CAPS LOCK button to defend her spawn’s good name.
It’s too bad she can’t figure out what a period is, because if she did then she wouldn’t have reproduced in the first place. We’re not perfect Michelle, but we also didn’t give birth to a person who sells food stamps on Facebook and hijacks vehicles from the elderly with their pets on board. Karma doesn’t catch up to people who comment on ratchets doing bad things. It catches up with the ratchets themselves. Kind of like how we publicly shamed you on April 4, 2017, and you literally got arrested the day before, which was the same day we publicly shamed your son.
Poop Froggie Frog likely ended up the way he is because that’s what happens when the person in charge of raising you has a tendency to get arrested for breaking into homes and beating the shit out of pregnant women while their children watch in horror, in retaliation for Poop Froggie Frog getting arrested for assaluting the pregnant woman’s boyfriend.
I expected nothing less from a skag with whose eyes scream “blowies for $20 worth of fentanyl,” and proudly rocks a tittoo of Skeletor taking her to second base.
Some ratchets reform and seek redemption, but for the most part the people who are featured on our blogs end up there for a reason. Because they’re morally bankrupt dregs of society, and they deserve to be mocked, shamed, and driven out of polite society.
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