Here Are Your 2022 Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Finalists



The second round of Ratchet Madness is officially completed and there are the final 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Sweet 16:

I can’t believe the Captain Coochie Camper got eliminated this early, but it’s a competitive field this year.  Here’s your Sweet 16.

All of the 1 seeds made it, none of the three seeds, and two 11 seeds. Here’s the Turtleboy odds to win it all:

At this point Monica is a favorite over the rest of the field combined, and for good reason. But to be clear, I think she should lose in the next round and could pick half the ratchets left that I would take over her. The favorites have to be her, Giannetti, Harmony Montgomery’s parents, and Braintree Senorita Snail Trail based on margin of victory. But anything can happen in Ratchet Madness, which will continue on Monday.


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