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Homeless New Hampshire Man And Drugged Out Drunken MMA Nurse “Wife” Attempt To Pick Up Strangers For Threesomes At Gas Stations, Offer $10 Babysitting

 

This is Scott Nadeau from the Concord, New Hampshire area.

According to Scott he can have any woman he wants, so he charges people to be their coach and teach them how to pick up women with whatever 10 he’s currently dating.

He’s also a self-proclaimed swinger who likes to go around looking for methheads to add to his threesomes, and according to one woman he recently attempted to recruit he says he’s not allowed anywhere near his own daughters because of sexual abuse allegations.

He likes to film himself on Facebook Live and show off his man fupa.

Occasionally he forgets to wear pants, which you can unfortunately find out by looking in his mirror in his videos.

He has a lot of girlfriends, who he numbers.

The latest is a woman who goes by Anna Reidle on Facebook, and has some kids of her own that she’s not allowed to see, so they have a lot in common.

They allegedly met at a mental hospital.

Or rehab.

Her real name is Heather Lambert, and she’s a former MMA fighter, nurse, and mother of 2 who was featured prominently in local media about 10 years ago.

But times have changed and now she’s basically this bootleg Taxi Driver’s sex slave and gets pimped out by him on Facebook.

The lovely couple does normal things that any couple would do – drive around in an RV constantly on the lookout for new recruits to add to their threesomes, which they document on video on his Twitter account. (Be warned, it’s not pretty.)

You clicked it, didn’t you? I’m so sorry.

One woman who was recently propositioned while pumping gas in Manchester thought this was odd and posted about it on Facebook over the weekend.

Nothing to see here, just a couple doped up sex fiends picking up strays at the Exxon. Typical Friday in Manchvegas.

A least this woman was of age, unlike the 17 year old he tried getting to have sex with his “wife” back in May.

Oops!

Last month they went out looking for pineapples (which apparently are a thing for swingers) and he tried to pick up another couple at a gas station. Unfortunately they did not appreciate that and allegedly threatened him, so he got in his car and chased them on the highway before the Bow NH Police told him to stand down.

Perfectly normal behavior.

Sometimes it works though.

Tell me this guy doesn’t look like he’s having the time of his life.

Fill her up with the cheap stuff on pump 5!

If you’re interested in taking them up on their proposition I must first warn you that it will likely end with you receiving a golden shower from Scott.

Hot.

Although he may have some success roaming local gas stations for new talent, they shoot a much higher percentage at strip clubs where he recently got her a job.

And they met a new friend who wants to play.

A lot of guys would be slightly turned off by the meth scabs on Hurricane Syphilis here, but Scott doesn’t care because he’s been doing this since 1997.

It was debatable to many whether or not that lovely young lady was a crackhead Mrs. Doubtfire, but he wanted to make it clear that based on her squirting ability it was quite clear she was female.

Unfortunately for him his latest wife was recently arrested for drinking alcohol, which was apparently a violation of her bail for violating a domestic violence order 4 times. Luckily he had a new recruit to keep him warm while Anna was locked up.

 

Scott now controls her and considers her his property, which is why he’s forcing her to get a tattoo with his brand on it.

He also utilized her MMA skills when he forced her to fight a homeless guy on the beach for money, and towards the end it got extremely rapey when the man began pulling her pants down and spanking her in public.

That’s actually pretty PG for Hampton. Just sayin.

According to Heather she only gets punished by him when she misbehaves though.

So that’s good.

Although sometimes she does complain about their relationship on social media.

 

Normally I’d never kink shame or judge anyone on their sex life, because it’s none of my business. But it should also be noted that these two are putting adds out on Facebook to babysit kids for $10 a day somewhere up in the White Mountains.

Oh good, they “love teaching children,” aren’t allowed around their own, and would like to take yours on daily walks in the mountains. What could possibly go wrong?

Then there’s the fact that Scott is listed as a homeless man on his most recent Google trophies.

Last year he was charged after trespassing on his snowmobile and getting stuck in a restricted area.

And he recently was arrested for violating a restraining order by contacting a woman through a third party and claiming that he needed to speak to her because he had discovered the cure for cancer.

Scott also likes to go to the hospital a lot where he films healthcare workers without their consent.

So if you’re looking to have some fun with a ginger MMA fighting nurse with a drinking problem then head on down to any gas station in New Hampshire and just wait for the rapey looking RV with the writing on the back to pull up and give you an offer you can’t refuse.

 

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