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Hopkinton Couple Arrested For Assaulting Cops While Walking Dog Naked Through Town At 6:30 AM


Mariel Kinney and her boyfriend Kevin Pinto are Hopkinton residents who appear to be a normal suburban couple with a dog.

However, there is one small problem – they don’t like wearing clothes when they take their dog for a walk. And this turned out to be problematic for them yesterday.

Source: An early morning nude walk on Monday eventually led to a fight with cops and a Hopkinton couple facing numerous charges, authorities said. Police arrested Mariel Kinney, 32, and Kevin Pinto, 30, after the 6:30 a.m. incident on Hayden Rowe Street.

“It was kind of wild,” said Police Chief Joseph Bennett. “It wasn’t the typical day in Hopkinton, that’s for sure. They were buck naked.”

Police went to Hayden Rowe Street after receiving calls about two naked people walking a dog. Officers saw Kinney and Pinto, who were completely nude, walking down the street with a medium-sized black dog named Lucy.

“According to the officers she is a very good dog,” Bennett said.

Questioned if they were OK and why they were unclothed, Kinney and Pinto either said they didn’t want to answer or answered incoherently, Bennett said. During questioning, the couple yelled and swore at the officers, resisting any efforts of “de-escalation,” the chief said.

“There was a short foot pursuit,” said Bennett. “Both (people) ran when they were told they were going to be arrested.”

Police caught up to the pair who struggled violently. Pinto struck officers several times with the heel of his palm, while Kinney also struck officers. One officer was taken to a local hospital to be treated for minor injuries. He has since been released and is at home recovering.

“I’m grateful no one was seriously injured in a very volatile situation,” Bennett said.

Police arrested Kinney and Pinto, of 6 Hazel Road, and charged them with indecent exposure, assault and battery on a police officer, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Best part of that story:

“According to the officers she is a very good dog,” Bennett said.


If a man and woman are walking around town a la mode and they both start running away from the cops, how do the cops decide who runs after and then subsequently wrestles the woman and who runs after the man? Seems like one of them is preferable to the other. Maybe they should’ve just called a social worker instead.

There’s no way this was their first Adam and Eve walk either. You don’t just randomly decide to wake up on a Monday at 6:30 and take the dog for a walk in your birthday suit. Which begs the question, how has no one ever noticed them doing this before? Not only were they proud to do it, they were willing to fight the cops for their right to. At that point it’s not a random occurrence, it’s a lifestyle. Plus, she looks like a hippie chick, went to UMass, and studied psychology, so the odds that she would one day reject clothing were pretty high to begin with.

Anyway, if they wanna come on the live show to explain why they think this is a normal way to live then hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson or email [email protected]


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