This is Brittany Dauphinais from Killingly, CT.
She had herself quite a week. On June 24th she made her debut appearance on WINY Radio’s Facebook page after getting caught with crack cocaine and fentanyl while driving around in an unregistered, uninsured car.
Her mugshot came out better than my wedding pictures.
Pro tip – if you’re going to drive around with a whole bunch of crack cocaine and fentanyl on you, make sure you don’t give the police a reason to pull you over. Like driving an unregistered, uninsured car. It drastically increases the chance that you’ll get caught if you do.
Someone must’ve paid her bond because two days later this happened.
Turns out she’s not just an addict, she’s also a low level dealer. And quite possibly the dumbest dealer in the craphole known as the Connecticut Corridor – the part of Connecticut you drive through on your way to the casino and ask yourself, “who would ever live here?” This is who.
If you’re going to pre-package the 74 bags of fentanyl you plan to sell in a public park in broad daylight, I would urge you not to write the names of your clients on the packages. You’re basically narcing them out before they had the chance to get high.
Her mugshot this time was slightly less cheery.
At least her hair looks better though.
She was put on $25,000 bond, which you would think would be enough to keep her in jail until court. But you’d be wrong because this happened yesterday….
Very rarely has anyone pulled off the WINY Radio trifecta in just one week. There have been many a ratchet to do it over the course of a few months, but one week? That’s how you become a WINY Radio legend. This time she had another new haircut and seemed slightly less thrilled to be there.
This girl must have the most forgiving supplier of all time. She keeps getting fronted packages which she doesn’t end up selling because she gets caught in public places with all of it on her at once. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Even I know that you take the money in one place, and then you tell them to go around the corner where some 14 year old is waiting to give them the product. Then on Friday you’re supposed to repay the dealer for all the product he gave you, but of course she keeps coming back empty handed because the cops always catch her. It’s really a miracle that she’s still in the game after this many mulligans. I would like to think that the cops would use her to get to the person above her, but I guess they’re satisfied putting her on WINY Radio over and over and over again. Because make no doubt about it, she will be back.
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