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Little Known Fact: The Most Popular Team In Kansas Is The Kansas City Chiefs

 

The front page story for CNN, the New York Times, and every other mainstream media “news” outlet was Donald Trump’s now deleted tweet congratulating the people of Kansas on the Chiefs Super Bowl victory.

As it turns out, the Kansas City Chiefs play in the largest city in Missouri. Thus the bounty of Orange man dumb memes that have been circulating the Internet.

I don’t doubt that Donald Trump thought that the Chiefs played in Kansas. However, Kansas City is in both Missouri and Kansas. They play in Missouri, in a city the size of Boston, whereas Kansas City, KS has a population the size of Springfield, MA.

Trump said that the great people of Kansas were represented well by this team. That’s because, they were. The Chiefs are the most popular team in Kansas.

As a matter of fact, the most popular team in any sport in Kansas, is the Chiefs. Whereas Missouri’s most popular is the St. Louis Cardinals.

This is like Trump congratulating the people of New Hampshire on the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or the people of New York on the Giants winning the Super Bowl, since the Giants play in New Jersey and the Patriots play in Massachusetts.

Worst. Controversy. Ever.

 

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