Main South Worcester Residents Adhere To Mask Laws, Fail To Maintain Social Distancing Guidelines During Mid-Day Mating Ritual


In today’s episode of “social distancing in the hood,” we bring you this bare knuckle boriqua bonanza in Main South Worcester.

If coronavirus doesn’t kill you that woman’s voice certainly will. I can smell the Hennessy and Newport Lights through my computer screen just watching that video.

“Juan on Juan, Juan on Juan!!!”

She was yelling that unironically as Man-bunned Manny Crackio was doing work on Oscar de la Goya.

Looks like Manbun Manny Crackio officially wins the mating rights to the woman egging them on. And this is his prize.

Then again, maybe the loser was actually the winner.

The best part about that video is how they’re wearing masks. If this doesn’t illustrate the idiocy of mask orders I don’t know what does. They’re punching each other in the face and getting their hoodrat juices all over each other, but at least they’re not in violation of Charlie Baker’s mask order.

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Masks might work in the hood, but social distancing never will.


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