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Manchester Man Arrested For Running Through City Naked At 2 AM After Getting Tased Twice, Then Assaults Cop From Hospital Bed


This is the most Manchvegas thing thing ever.

I thought this was the live free or die state? Are you telling me that Crack Galifianakis can’t turn his face into a Chia pet, get blackout drunk, run around town naked at 2 AM, get tased twice, and then assault a police officer while under arrest at the hospital? So much for freedom!

Does this look like the kind of guy who routinely consumes way too much alcohol and is predisposed to making bad decisions?

Looks like this was completely out of character to me.

And this picture is the most New Hampshire thing these eves have ever seen.

The man with a drinking problem in mesh shorts holding his musket in an overgrown backyard of broken dreams. The woman behind him wearing a 4XL shirt who considers Hampton Beach a dream vacation spot. This picture belongs in the Guggenheim.

I do love Manchester Information. It’s like what would happen if WINY Radio and the Ware Police Department’s Facebook pages had a baby. Others don’t like it so much.

Thank you Mellisa with one S and two L’s for policing what the rest of us are allowed to read on the Internet. Surely an arrest in a public place in which a naked man was tased twice and assaulted a cop isn’t something that a news outlet should be reporting on. Aren’t there any craft fairs this weekend we could read about instead?


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