Providence Mother Livestreams Herself Drinking And Driving With No Hands Despite Hit And Run Arrest, Dozens Of Other Charges
This is Ceira Santiago Guerrido from Providence.
She’s a local guttemuppet who reproduced several times and has a litter of fatherless free lunchers. Now that the summer’s almost here it’s time for her to find a new guy who’s ready to dump a batch of choad nectar in in her, so she figured it would be a good idea to live stream herself drinking and driving on Facebook.
Look ma, no hands!
You’d think Boriqueef would keep her eyes on the road given her history, especially since she was arrested in 2017 for a hit and run that injured a 15 year old girl.
A Providence woman was arrested in a hit-and-run crash that injured a 15-year-old girl. Authorities said 33-year-old Ceira Santiago Guerrido surrendered to police Thursday and was charged with leaving the scene of an accident with serious bodily injury, as well as several traffic violations. Police said Guerrido hit the teenager Wednesday morning around 9 at the intersection of Prairie Avenue and Public Street as the girl was trying to cross the street in a marked crosswalk. Guerrido then fled the scene, and the girl was taken to Hasbro Children’s Hospital and treated for minor injuries.
But why would she care? She’s never spent any time in jail despite having 27 criminal cases, including 14 warrants for her arrest, before and after the hit and run.
She’s lost her license a bunch of times, which does not even remotely act as a deterrent to prevent her from driving. Her most recent charge was in North Kingstown in March for driving with a suspended license.
Driving without a license is her most frequent charge, but she’s also really experienced in the art of felony shoplifting, conspiracy, first degree robbery, kidnapping, felony assault and battery, using counterfeit money, and drug possession, has picked up charges in North Providence, Providence, Cranston, and Warwick, and is banned from Cranston Stop & Shop and Warwick Walmart.
Do you understand how ratchet you have to be to get banned from a Walmart in Rhode Island?
Nevertheless, she is a proud Mom who loves herself on her birthday “weeken.”
She loves her kids so much that she has to be dragged to court by the sperm donor for child support.
Her 4 year year old feral children are about as safe as 15 year olds crossing the street during her joyrides, as she lets her sit shotgun despite the fact that the seatbelt doesn’t even remotely come close to covering her daughter’s body.
She always seems to get a court appointed attorney but has plenty of money to get her nails done and buy Apple watched and jewelry.
Remarkably she seems to occasionally find employment at Dunkins and places that are so important that you get an ID badge.
And despite spending most of her life in Providence she still makes almost no effort to speak English, but it’s cool because the courts that pay for her attorneys and never hold her responsible for her behavior will also give her a translator anyway.