Ratchet Madness 2022 Sweet 16: Guttermuppet Region



Time to vote for who should advance to the Elite 8 in the Guttermuppet region. Ratchet resumes and relevant blogs about our contestants are linked.


1. Calvina Strothers

  • Arrested and charged for beating her daughter Mikayla Miller
  • Frequently neglected her daughter by flying to Chicago to see her gang banging boyfriend, leaving Mikayla alone and unsupervised
  • Lied to the media by pushing a completely made up story about her daughter being lynched by 5 white teenagers
  • Teamed up with Monica Cannon-Grant to bring a mob to Hopkinton to demand “justice”
  • Raised over $60K with a GFM for her daughter for an “independent investigation” that she knew could never happen because Mikayla was already cremated


5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents

  • Never reported 5 year old daughter missing for 2 years
  • Mom abandoned daughter to live in Florida where she “got clean” and made another baby
  • Mom pretended to care about the daughter she hadn’t seen or attempted to locate in over 2 years immediately after she disappeared
  • Mom started a GoFundMe and vowed to sue DCF for not taking care of the child she abandoned
  • Dad was charged with abusing daughter, who he made clean the toilet bowl with a tooth brush
  • Dad fought for custody and was granted it despite shooting someone in the face in 2014 during a heroin deal




11. Taunton Pedo Magnet Mom vs 2. Tony Branch

11. Taunton Pedo Magnet Mom

  • Mom is an alcoholic and drug attack with multiple DCF cases, and is reportedly on her second liver transplant and dialysis for kidney failure due to years of getting wasted while her two young children were locked in the house
  • Biggest life accomplishment was once beating a DCF charge
  • Previously hired two chicks to stab her former coworker from the dog track in Raynham that fired her
  • Moved her children in with registered sex offender from Taunton who once met a guy on Facebook who turned him onto kiddie porn, which he admitted to watching up to three hours at a time
  • New Dad previously lived with baby momma and her new wife after she became a lesbian
  • Previous baby momma crashed into an ex-girlfriends parked car on purpose while shitfaced at 5:30 PM, attempted to pin it on her her new girlfriend, spit on the cab driver that came to the police station to drive her home, then got tased when she refused to go into her holding cell
  • Outside of house is covered in trash


2. Tony Branch

  • Alleged Bishop who can’t provide any credentials that show he’s actually a Bishop, and shuts down public meetings when people ask him about it
  • Ran for Mayor of Brockton and got less than 1% of the vote
  • Allegedly had sex at his baby momma’s house with a 15 year old girl who was friends with her daughter and told her that God always wanted him to have a virgin
  • Denied having sex with underage girl but Judge found these denials to be “not credible”
  • Lost judgments to creditors and banks adding up to almost $100K in debt
  • Owed over $42K in property taxes
  • Had orders taken out on him by his own children, 2 baby mommas, and a 22 year old woman with a 7 month old baby who he let move into his house after meeting her online and knowing her for a month
  • Told woman his name was Tony Shabazz and that he was 35 when he was actually 49
  • Violated order by not turning in ammunition and was narced on by new girlfriend and charged after the police were called to his house due to controlling behavior
  • Lost driver’s license for nonpayment of child support and attempted to sue the Department of Revenue Child Support Division, but lost
  • Had an order taken out on him by his ex-wife’s former boss, after falsely accusing the man of having sex with his wife at the Holiday Inn Express in Braintree
  • Sued this man for harming his reputation by successfully getting an order against him
  • Has been accused by multiple women of physical and emotional abuse
  • Was foreclosed on and evicted in 2018 but has been squatting in the residence since
  • Declared bankruptcy in 2016
  • Creates false documents, including college degrees in order to obtain jobs
  • Attempted to commit insurance fraud, and lied about his income in order to obtain Section 8 vouched
  • Was fired from MGH in 2015 for scandal
  • Hides behind God whenever confronted with his past




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