Ratchet Madness Selection Show At 9 PM Is Most Anticipated Turtleboy Event In Years


Tonight at 9 PM on the Live Show (click here to subscribe to our channel and help us get to 26K) is the most important day of the year for Turtleboy – The Ratchet Madness Selection Show. Starting in 2017 we’ve done an annual tournament to decide who is the most ratchet individual(s) we’ve blogged about in the last year. I narrow the field down to what I believe are the most ratchet 64 candidates and I seed them 1-16 (1 being the best) in 4 different regions. Starting on Monday we will be doing one region per day, and letting turtle riders decide who should advance to the next round in each of our matchups. The second week will be round two, followed by the Sweet 16, Elite 8, and Final 4. Thousands of votes are cast every day, and turtle riders look forward to it all year. Here are the champions from previous years.

2017: Smashley Losapiho


2018: Didi Delgado


2019: Rian Waters


2020: Nikki Evans


2021: Monica Cannon-Grant


2022: Harmony Montgomery’s Parents

This year is the most wide open and competitive field I’ve ever seen. For the first time it’s unclear who the one seeds will be, and I have absolutely no idea which ratchet will add their name to the list of legends above. You’ll have to tune in at 9 to see.


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