Springfield Man Convicted Of Assaulting 8-Year-Old Girl Was A “Really Great Guy” According To His Braindead Gender-Ambiguous Girlfriend, And Literally No One Else

This is Seth Watson, formerly of Monson, MA.

Seth is a monster with the kind of chinstrap that screams, “Pursuant to Megan’s Law…..Do not let me babysit your kids”.


 “Seth Watson served plenty of stints in county jail — 20 to be exact — but they never exceeded more than a few months, according to a Hampden County prosecutor.

That changed on Thursday, when he was sentenced to 12 to 15 years in state prison for sexually assaulting and raping an 8-year-old girl nearly a decade ago.

Watson, 37, was convicted by a jury in Hampden Superior Court on Oct. 11 on multiple counts of aggravated rape of a child and indecent assault and battery of a child under 14.

Assistant District Attorney Carrie M. Russell argued at a sentencing hearing that Watson deserved a longer sentence than the 10-year mandatory minimum term the rape charge carries because of his apparently incorrigible criminal tendencies and the gravity of his convictions.

Watson had a “nearly two-decades-long criminal record” filled with assaults and larceny convictions, Russell said. He spent sporadic stints in jail for 20 separate convictions, she said. Watson groomed his victim and took advantage of her wheelchair-bound, profoundly disabled mother, the prosecutor told Hampden Superior Court Judge Frank Flannery.

“He quite literally placed this child’s mother where she could not see, or hear her child,” Russell told the judge, arguing for a 15- to 18-year prison sentence.

The abuse took place in 2010 and 2011.

While the victim chose not to attend the sentencing hearing, Russell read aloud a lengthy statement written by the young woman, who said she suffered from crippling anxiety and an eating disorder for years following the abuse.”

The chinstrap doesn’t lie.


Yeah. This guy is garbage, and the best possible decision is to just throw him away. An eight year old? Disgusting. It’s too bad he didn’t get the death penalty – in my humble opinion.

If you’re thinking there is no way humanly possible that anything with an IQ over 45 and a pulse could ever possibly defend this piece of literal human garbage, you’d be wrong. Because according to his girlfriend, Mariah Mcnelis, Seth is a really great guy, and despite being convicted by a jury of his peers and receiving a jail sentence dwarfed by the life sentence he imparted on his victim – he’s totally innocent.


Yeah, right. It’s inconceivable that a career criminal with 20 jail stints under his belt and a perpetual case of rape-face could do such a thing. Definitely trust this chick, and all 4 of her remaining unscathed brain cells.


Negatory, ghost rider. Your creepy chomo boyfriend does not, in fact, “deserve to be free”. He deserves a 45 caliper slug delivered at high velocity through the back of his skull. But I suppose a 12-to-15-year vacation upstate will have to suffice. I’m sure they’re going to love him there, just as much as you inexplicably do.

Pro-tip, Mariah – if you’re committing to the “the guy I’ve been porking is definitely NOT a pedophile piece of shit” route – best not to look like a 14-year-old boy.


That’s not convincing. The counter-reaction was swift and decisive – nobody thinks that Seth Watson is a good guy who “deserves to be free.”



Wow. Sounds like a really great guy. I’m sure he’s gonna make lots of friends in prison. Then again, the chick loudly proclaiming his innocence seems like a real winner herself.


As soon as someone exclaims “You don’t know who I am!”, we immediately know who you are. An ignorant trash person. All I’m saying is, if Mariah’s next romantic interest ends up being a 16 year old she met playing Pokemon Go, who scissors her in exchange for weed and Mike’s Hard lemonades, I will not be particularly shocked.

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