Ware Man Arrested For Forcing Wife To Watch Him Have Sex With 2 Family Dogs, Beating Up Son He Made Eat Out Of Dog Bowl, Raping Wife While Unconscious 

 

Back in the day I used to get tons of content from a Western Mass town called Ware. It was ranked the 4th dumpiest city or town in Massachusetts in a blog published almost a decade ago, and for good reason. It looks like this:

And the Ware Police Department gave us no shortage of hilarious mugshots to work with on their Facebook page.

Today the WPD Facebook page once again caught my attention for being the most Ware story ever. A man named Michael Stanikmas was arrested and charged with two counts of sexual contact with animals, domestic strangulation, kidnapping, witness intimidation, rape, and domestic A&B.

Notice how witness intimidation is a supplemental charge. This is typically what the statute is used for – to add another charge to people who have proven themselves to be physically dangerous. Not a stand alone charge for saying things on YouTube that make Colin Albert and Jen McCabe sad.

The Karen Read case has taught me that there are always two sides to every story, and to be careful before condemning someone just because they were arrested. Additionally, my own cases have taught me that domestic charges often come from he said-she said scenarios that don’t require any proof. But after reading the charging documents I feel pretty comfortable casting judgment on this pooch smoocher, because he’s even worse than he sounds.

On Friday a woman named Megan Wagher came into the police department to report that she had heard her stepmother Nicole talking about a possible child sexual assault. The cops went to speak with Nicole and Patrick Wagher, who told them that Michael Stanikmas’ minor daughter is friends with Nicole and Patrick’s minor daughter. Nicole and Patrick’s daughter told them that Stanikmas’ daughter was possibly sexually assaulted in the past, and that Stanikmas had sexually assaulted his minor son AND the family dog as well.

State Police detectives spoke with Michael’s wife, who was listed in the report as AS, a female party known to the Commonwealth. It’s never a good thing when you’re listed as “known to the Commonwealth,” so God knows how credible she is. After all, she did marry a guy who allegedly bangs the family dog, and settled down in Ware. She is listed as the “custodial parent” for their son, and based on a Facebook post from Fido Fingers, he doesn’t see the kid much.

Probably for the better, because according to his wife she was “forced” to witness Calvin Canine sticking his hog in the hound and putting three digits in the doggy. But it gets even worse – he did it to not one, but TWO family dogs!  She also alleged that he strangled her during 5 previous altercations that she hadn’t reported to police.

But it gets worse. According to the mother he also beat up their son in front of her ten times, leaving bruises on his rib cage. She didn’t report it to the police because according to her Rover Cleveland threatened her with “destroying her to the point that she would never get another job.” She told police that she feared that he would kill her, and that he had previously punched her in the face, resulting in a split lip.

Oh, and just when you thought he couldn’t be a bigger douche donkey, he also allegedly banged his wife while she was unconscious during the Super Bowl. Later that night she fled the house and ended up getting arrested for OUI.

Now, I have no idea who the mother is and can’t judge her credibility without looking into her Google trophies. We know that she’s 1) known to the Commonwealth, 2) didn’t report her husband fucking not one, but two family dogs, 3) didn’t report this guy beating the shit out of her son, 4) married him in the first place, 5) somehow was “unconscious” during the Super Bowl, and 6) caught a DUI of her own the same night she allegedly was raped while unconscious. And she didn’t report any of this to police because Calvin Canine would “destroy her life.” Because apparently her life was going real well and wasn’t already destroyed.

However, her story becomes more believable based on the fact that their daughter told police that he “groped” her breast over her clothing, raised a fist to her in order to make her fear that he was going to punch her, and witnessed him beating the shit out of her brother. The girl also alleged that Calvin Canine locked her brother in a closet and held him there against his will. After he finally let him out he allegedly made the kid eat out of the dog bowl.

So yea, I have a pretty easy time condemning this guy as wood chipper material because this girl has no reason to lie, and his wife is exhibiting all the symptoms of battered wife syndrome. If what they’re alleging is true he is one of the most heinous, disgusting monsters walking the earth, and he should never, ever be set free. I don’t believe for a second that this girl would have any reason to lie. And the fact that he’s the kind of guy to lock a boy (who he admittedly never sees) he abused 10 times in a closet and make him eat from the dog bowl, leads me to believe that he is EXACTLY the kind of guy who would rape not one, but two family dogs and force his wife to watch.

MC Jammer was also arrested on the day after Christmas for getting out of his vehicle and punched off a guy’s side view mirror in a road rage incident after leaving his job at the Ware Walmart.

Oh, and he recently had a $4,800 judgement against him from his old employer, who fired him for reckless driving and speeding on the job.

So yea, I can totally seeing him clocking his wife and threatening his family behind closed doors. But man, the poochie pumping? That’s next level depravity that can’t be fixed. I guess he had to take what he could get when he got turned down by Seabiscuit.

Keep this dude away from anything with four legs and fur. Try that shit on Chloe, fuck boi. I dare ya.

Back when I used to write about ratchets every day there were two kinds of male ratchets:

1. The urban male ratchet, characterized by the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and accompanying chin strap.
2. The rural male ratchet, characterized by the pictures of himself holding up a fish he just caught, while allowing his face to turn into a pubic hair convention.

Calvin Canine is the latter.

According to his Facebook bio he’s “looking to make a future for my family.”

But at this point he’s already severely destroyed his family for years to come, and the only family he’ll be having is the book club at Shirley Max.

P.S. This guy’s Facebook page is filled with pictures showing that he kept his yard in pristine Ware condition.

The shoes, the jorts, the wooden steps falling apart, the bicycle graveyard, and the weeds that have commandeered what used to be a yard. This is most Ware residence I’ve ever seen.