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We Have The Entire Audio From Turtleboy’s Latest Victory In Attleboro And I Forgot About This One Liner I Had Roasting The Boston Globe


We have the entire tape of Turtleboy’s latest victory in Attleboro District Court from Monday and we’ll be breaking it down on the Live Show tonight at 9 PM. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel to comment and watch.

I’ll give a little preview with 2 of my favorite parts.

Plaintiff’s mother: Does the Boston Globe often identify that two children are molesting each other? Is that a matter of public concern?

Turtleboy: I don’t read the Boston Globe.


Judge: “Probably the closest to fighting words I heard in this hearing were uttered by the plaintiff, not the defendant. So this isn’t even close. This order expire at 4 PM today. Good luck to all.”





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