Webster Police Release Body Cam Footage Of Domestic Christmas Incident Involving Father-Son Duo Choking Women, Assaulting Cops, Vowing To Have Sex With Officer’s Wife

 

On Christmas night Webster Police were called to a residence for a domestic incident, as a male Websterite celebrated the birth of Jesus by doing the most Webster thing possible – choking out his girlfriend. When they arrived they found Nathan Chaput in the middle of putting his girlfriend in a chokehold while his legs were wrapped around her. Or as they call it in Webster – courtship.

Nathan’s old man Ernest Chaput of course was there. But instead of doing something about his woman abusing spawn choking out his girlfriend in front of him, Ernie stood there watching it until officers arrived, at which point he yelled at and assaulted them. For this he was arrested, and while resisting he gave them various Webster Christmas greetings such “fuck you, you fucking cock sucker,” “that’s why I’m gonna fuck your wife tonight,” and “you’re a piece of shit, fuck you cunt.” Father and son spent Christmas evening in a Webster Police Department holding cell, which is probably not even in their top 5 most ratchet Christmas memories.

Unlike the fake victim, this girlfriend appeared to be a real victim since she was covered in choke marks and was reluctant to tell police officers what happened. To the surprise of no one, the Webster Police have been to this residence many time for domestic disturbances, mostly over whose turn it was to trade in their food stamps for a smuggled carton of Newports.

In the least surprising turn of events of the night, Ernie wouldn’t cooperate with the booking process, covered the camera in his cell with wet toilet paper, and refused to remove it before lying/crying about his injuries and being sent to the hospital for an evaluation.

The Webster Police Department rightfully shamed Willie Webduh on their Facebook page on January 18.

As usual when this happens, it was like a dinner bell for every pube-stached incel to blame the police and demand to see body cam footage.

As you can see, Ryan Hulsander and Kase Morin both look exactly like you would imagine they would.

Teddy Roosevelt couldn’t bushwack his way through the pubic forest on Ryan Hulsander’s face. Shockingly he is the kind of person who spends most of his time posting anti-semitic memes and announcing that he wants to murder healthcare CEO’s.

Anyway, one of the ratchets on scene apparently filed a complain with the POST commission, which requires the police to investigate their officers. And since this isn’t the State Police assigned to the Norfolk County DA’s Office, they actually took the complaint seriously and reviewed the body cam footage. As it turned out the arrest was completely justified, and everything happened exactly as it was stated in the police report.

Of course Ernie came outside rocking the latest in Webster fashion – pajama pants and one shoe.

He interfered in his son’s arrest, had to be held back by the Webster women who probably see this happen on a weekly basis, pushed a cop who asked him to stand back, and then proceeded to tell them all that he was gonna fuck their wives on the very remote chance that he could maintain an erection after consuming his morning Cheerios with whiskey.

Another Webster Christmas miracle!

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Willie Webduh has dozens of charges over the last couple decades in several courts, ranging from OUI, to driving uninsured motor vehicles, to violating a restraining order, to assault and batter on a family member (a skill his son inherited).

He had his bail revoked in 2018 after another arrest.

The charge? Allegedly sexually assaulting a woman he was friends with but never hooked up with, who had terminal cancer, after he decided that she had to pay him with sex for letting her crash at his place. He also believed that she owed him a hummer because the Patriots won, so after she came home from the store he was waiting buck naked, spread eagle, and greeted her with “the Pats won.” When she didn’t immediately start to go to work on his spam javelin he pushed her, pinned her down, and began fondling her.

Like father, like son.

This is what transparency with police is supposed to look like. They have a tough job to do, but if they conduct themselves professionally then they have nothing to hide.