This is Christina Paliotti from Westerly, RI.
As you can see from the duckface selfies booty shots, she won’t make you wear a rubber. As a matter of fact she reproduced a couple years ago, despite having one of the longest criminal rap sheets I’ve ever seen for a girl who hasn’t hit 30 yet. She’s been arrested in the following towns:
- Richmond (4 times)
For the following crimes:
- Shoplifting (lots of these)
- Drug possession
- Domestic violence
- Disorderly conduct
- Receiving stolen goods
- Driving with a suspended license
- Simple assault
- Resisting arrest
If you get caught shoplifting more than once you’re not a thief, you’re a junkie. Thieves don’t get caught that many times – junkies do. They steal to feed their habits because it’s hard to keep a job if you’re nodding off into your Fruit Loops every morning.
All those arrests don’t even count the 12 warrants and the eviction under her belt as well.
Luckily for her she comes from a family with the resources to bail her out and never force her to go to rehab. Her daughter was born addicted because she got high while she was pregnant, and her the poor girl needed 6 weeks in the NICU, but she plays the loving Mom on Facebook so everything must be all good.
On April 19, 2021 the Westerly Wank Wizard was arrested yet again in Charlestown after getting into a horrific crash while driving driving under the influence of drugs with her daughter in the car.
Within hours her sister Sarah and her mother Lori started and shared a GoFundMe in her honor, that has now raised over $5,500, probably because they didn’t mention the circumstances that led to the crash.
Look at the car. It’s nothing short of a miracle that the baby survived. In a sane world she would lose the kid immediately, but this isn’t a sane world – this is Rhode Island. Two weeks later Christina and her Mom were at a baby shower like none of this happened.
So what are they raising money for? Insurance covers the crash, she didn’t have a job so she isn’t losing any income, and she clearly has no hospitalization bills since she’s walking around like this never happened. I think the one woman who donated $500 to her should probably be made aware that her generous donation is going to go directly into Diego the friend neighborhood fentanyl dealer’s college fund for his kids.
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