Woman Attacks Multiple Employees In Lawrence Restaurant, Instantly Regrets It After Getting Knocked Out


Here’s a video from some sort of takeout food joint on Lawrence Street in Lawrence showing what can go wrong if you don’t give a hangry creampuffalo her food fast enough.

Equality sure is a bitch. A lot of people will say men shouldn’t hit women, and normally I would agree. However, exceptions can be made when they weigh half a metric ton and declare jihad on your place of business. The guy behind the register tried to warn her after she threw the tray at him.

Then she picked up some unidentified black object that looked to be the size of a suitcase and threw it at him.

She could’ve just left it at that, but when a plus sized pork chop like that doesn’t get her 1 AM feeding she can’t be controlled. She attempted to lunge at him again, but ended up getting a tray to the dome.

Bet she regrets throwing that try now.

She tried to throw haymakers at him.

But her arch-nemesis gravity prevented her from connecting and it left her open to the left cross.

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At that point she decided it would be in her best interest to climb over the counter.

Unfortunately for her she did the shot put in high school, not the steeplechase, so she was unable to scale the wall.

Then she looked to her left and noticed another employee trying to de-escalate the situation.

He was clearly trying to calm her down.

But she had no interest in that and launched the sausage rolls she calls arms directly at his face.

Once again, this left her wide open for a date with women’s equality.

And the fupa hits the floor!

Notice how not a single guy tries helping her, because they know she earned that. Look what she did to the place – it’s completely trashed. She had several opportunities to walk away and she chose to attack minimum wage workers who were trying to feed her fat ass and evidently didn’t do it fast enough for her. Just another Wednesday night out in Lawrence.


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