Canton Ratchet Madness 2024 Round 2: Chloe Region
Voting is completed in Round 2 in the Red Solo Cup Region and we now know which four ratchets have advanced to the Sweet 16.
No major upsets there, but the choices are about to get a lot more difficult next round.
Onto the Chloe Region. You have 24 hours to vote for which of the following ratchets should advance to the Sweet 16.
1. Colin Albert vs. 9. Wendy Murphy
1. Colin Albert – Is too stupid to realize that several people have put their careers and freedom on the line to protect him from being a murder suspect while he makes threatening Tik Toks
9. Wendy Murphy – Menopausal over the hill feminist attorney who makes prison rape jokes, never apologized for Duke lacrosse false accusations and believes that John O’Keefe was dragged across Brian Albert’s lawn by a plow
4. Jackie Dugal vs. 12. Julie Nagel
4. Jackie Dugal – Chinless wife of Karl the Cuck who hides behind fake harassing Twitter profiles that everyone knows are her while making cringe George Floyd videos and going after anyone who supports Karen Read
12. Julie Nagel – Inside 34 Fairview Road when John O’Keefe was murdered and made up a story about seeing a shadowy figured on the lawn 9 months after the murder
3. Michael Morrissey vs. 6. Grant Smith-Ellis
3. Michael Morrissey – Porty corrupt hack DA who is knowingly charging an innocent woman with murder while giving press releases filled with obvious provable lies about coverup
6. Grant Smith-Ellis – Attention seeking fake reporter spawn of Wendy Murphy who lies all the time, harasses Karen Read, and makes out with his hand on courthouse steps
2. Lizzy Proctor vs. 7. Kenny Berkowitz
2. Lizzy Proctor – Entitled twat who calls people’s workplaces to try to get them fired and then claims to be a victim of witness intimidation when people do the same to her
7. Kenny Berkowitz – Disgraced Police Chief who “found” tail light outside Brian Albert’s house and asked a reporter to take down a tweet to hide the fact that Brian Albert had a dead body on his front lawn
Berkowitz for the Win.
Evil Mother Fucker.
so many ratchets in the end that are all winners of this contest. Because I take this seriously I had to define the slang word for ratchet and again they all win ha ha SLANG: To be ghetto, real, gutter, nasty.
Don’t count out Lizzy Proctor, gigantic twat with no morals or remorse. Plus what kind of cunt tries to get people fired???
I had to go with Lizzy. At least burk is keeping his mouth shut
She got my vote!
I hate to give the drama queens any attention at all…ignore them, laugh at them& call out the real criminals!!!
I had to pick Lizzy. The woman inserted herself into her husband’s job! Who does that??
Can we please just give KRUSTY a Lifetime Ratchet Award? She’s earned it.
Definitely getting tougher to pick who is the bigger ratchet.
Saw the show with Grant last night. YIKES. He looks like a very disturbed person. Why is he allowed to harass Karen and her team each day? He’s very unstable and I think a Restraining Order might be within reason.
Did Grant go to high school with Lizzie P? That’s interesting and could explain why Wacky Wendy is so outspoken against Karen Read. I wonder if the two families are close? If he was your kid wouldn’t you try to reign him in some? He looks ridiculous.
Someone please post Lizzie’s maiden name.
Lifetime achievement award 💛🌟⭐
Siracusa?? Dad was FBI
This one was HARD
I have this legitimate worry that Jackie Dugal’s trap muscles are going to swallow her head. How does one become all chin and trap? There is no divide or separation between body parts. Its just one giant beast muscle. Woof
Ken “Chief of Sam” Berkowitz has those eagle eyes that can spot taillight fragments from a moving car while driving, and his own micropenis.
The choices are getting more difficult, scum vs scum which is worse
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