Ratchet Madness 2025 Round 2: Irish Poverty Face Region

Voting is completed in Round 2 of the Blue Paint Region of Ratchet Madness and we have our last 8 ratchets who have advanced to the second round.

No close ones in that region, but I expect the decisions to get a lot harder as the tournament gets deeper.

Now it’s time to pick our first four ratchets who will advance to the Sweet 16 in the Irish Poverty Face Region. You have 24 hour to cast your vote.

1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 9. Lizzy Proctor

1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold at 2:27 and deleted it, started a support group for victim’s mother, lied to FBI while claiming to be normal Mom

9. Liz Proctor – Contacts employers of people who speak negatively about corrupt cop husband, made a fool of herself conducting interviews defending husband’s honor

13. John Fanning vs. 12. Jessica Hyde

13. John Fanning – Covered up the murder of Sandra Birchmore, tampered with the jury to have not guilty voter removed, claims he didn’t see Proctor messages because he was on vacation in North Carolina

12. Jessica Hyde – Paid shill who covered for Jennifer McCabe, attempted to relate to jury by talking about eating 10K calorie meal, never shuts up

3. Colin Albert vs. 11. Adam Lally

3. Colin Albert – Testified that he is a complete poser who acts tough towards Advantage Boys but never been in a fight, was inside the house when John O’Keefe was murdered, breaks his fall on ice by bracing himself with knuckles

11. Adam Lally – Cucked by Hank Brennan and shit on by Michael Morrissey for not being good enough in Trial 1, forced to play with paper clips on national TV, had no problem covering up murder of John O’Keefe as long as he gets to eat his cheese sandwich at the end of the day

2. Michael Morrissey vs. 10. Wendy Murphy

2. Michael Morrissey – Chose to prosecute an obviously innocent woman and unintentionally made himself the face of corruption to the world, made a hostage video defending murderers, got caught using a burner email, begged for $1 million from state legislature to continue doomed persecution of Karen Read

10. Wendy Murphy – Spawned Grant Smith-Ellis, hasn’t worked as an attorney in years and makes no money, lives off of ex-husband’s alimony while spewing insane shit on Twitter all day

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