Ratchet Madness 2025 Round 2: Blue Paint Region
Voting is completed in the Normal Moms Region of Ratchet Madness, and we have our next 4 ratchets who have advanced to the Sweet 16.
There haven’t been many upsets this year, which means the seeding was top caliber on my part. But the decisions are about to get a lot harder next round. I honestly have no idea if Brian Albert or Auntie Bev will advance. Should be one of the hardest choices of the tournament.
Now it’s time to choose our final 4 ratchets for the Sweet 16. You have 24 hours to vote on who should advance in the Blue Paint Region.
1. Hank Brennan vs. 9. Katie McLaughlin
1. Hank Brennan – Stole more than half a million dollars from the taxpayers and convinced 9 less people than Adam Lally did that John O’Keefe was hit by a car, single handedly ruined his own case by coming across like a douchebag and getting caught lying to the jury, constantly whined and cried about ARCCA, Karen Read’s facial expressions, and defense attorneys being mean to him
9. Katie McLaughlin – pathological liar who seeks social acceptance in Canton by framing innocent people for murder, lying about things she heard Karen Read say at the scene, and pretending not to be close personal friends with Tristin’s pain in the ass wife
4. Brian Tully vs. 5. Paul O’Keefe
4. Brian Tully – Has his dirty fingers in EVERYTHING, architect of the fraudulent witness intimidation charges against Turtleboy, uses Krusty Panties, Natalie, and Fake Victim as primary CI’s, claims to wear shorts in subzero temperatures, has no interest looking into Ford Edges parked next to dead cops
5. Paul O’Keefe – uses his brother’s murder trial to secretly message Internet mistresses in New Jersey who he sends cringe bathroom selfies and glazed donut fantasies to, invited the Fake Victim with him to his brother’s murder trial to kick Turtleboy out of court, nearly killed an elderly man drinking and driving in broad daylight but casts judgment on Karen Read for DUI while hitting nobody, mother and wife clearly hate him, brought brother’s murderers to sit with him in court
3. Chris Albert vs. 6. Matt McCabe
3. Chris Albert – once killed a man in 1994, says he’s scared and intimidated by people who do mime shows outside his empty mediocre pizza shop, acts like a hardo but constantly cries to the police that he is a victim, wife cheated on him with Canton cop who he now kisses the ass of, complete deadbeat who never pays his bills and has dozens of court judgments and tax liens against him
6. Matt McCabe – advised Chris Albert to say the guy (John O’Keefe) never came in the house even though there was no reason for that to be clarified, refers to homes based on the ethnicity of those who reside there, constantly loses weight loss competitions, says he didn’t see a 6’2″, 220 pound body lying directly in front of him because he stares straight ahead and is unable to see anything at his 1 o’clock
2. Fake Victim vs. 10. The Dugals
2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore
10. The Dugals – believe Karen Read is guilty based solely on Karen not returning their text messages and checking in on them on the day Karen experienced serious trauma and found her dead boyfriend murdered on Brian Albert’s lawn, make fake accounts on Twitter and then get caught by not cropping out driver’s license in photo roll, banned from first trial for assaulting Karen Read in hallway
