Ratchet Madness 2025 Sweet 16: Ham Sandwich Region
Sweet 16 voting is completed in the Irish Poverty Face Region and we now know which two ratchets have advanced to the Elie 8.
It was the matchup that was destined to happen – Meatball vs. McTooth. They’ve both been cruising thus far, but only one can make it to the Final 4. We will find out next week who that will be.
In the meantime it’s time to vote for who the next 2 to advance to the Elite 8 should be. You have 24 hours to cast your vote in the Ham Sandwich Region.
1. Krusty Panties vs. 4. Kelly Dever
1. Krusty Panties – had her kids taken by the State but lectures FKR about being bad parents, convicted criminal still facing multiple charges, eats, breathes, and sleeps Turtleboy 24/7
4. Kelly Dever – permanently stuck with resting bitch face, lied about having a false memory after being told to do the right thing BPD Commissioner, laid on the cuntiness heavy to help convince jurors she wasn’t believable
2. Brian Higgins vs. 3. Bukkake
2. Brian Higgins – decorated dude who calls into random YouTube shows pretending to be Kevin from South Boston in order to defend his honor, couldn’t seal the deal with a woman who was throwing herself at him, helped cover up his involvement in the murder of John O’Keefe by lying about butt dials and acting shady at Canton Police Department at 1:30 AM
3. Bukkake – came across as pompous douche on the stand, pretended not to speak English, spent 8-10 months traveling around the state harassing women over rubber ducks, testified that he was scared of Turtleboy after being called “Bukkake loser”
