Ratchet Madness 2025 Sweet 16: Normal Moms Region
Voting is completed in the Sweet 16 for the Ham Sandwich Region, and we have our next two Elite 8 finalists.
Higgins vs. Bukkake was a legendary matchup and I thought it was a real coin flip. Krusty won, but got less than 70% of the vote, compared to over 90% in the first two rounds. That sets up another legendary 1 vs. 2 matchup to go the Final 4, just like the Jen McCabe vs. Michael Morrissey matchup in the Irish Poverty Face Region.
Now it’s time to make two more tough choices in the Normal Moms Region. You have 24 hours to vote for which of these ratchets should advance to the Elite 8.
1. Michael Proctor vs. 4. Julie Nagel
1. Michael Proctor – covered up the murder of a cop, was forced to read humiliating messages that made him look like a douchebag on national television, got fired and forced to wear ridiculous sunglasses to court
4. Julie Nagel – lied about seeing a 6 foot black blob on Brian Albert’s lawn that she never reported to police, claims to be a victim but harassed Turtleboy and Meredith during assault outside CF McCarthy’s
2. Brian Albert vs. 3. Auntie Bev
2. Brian Albert – claims he didn’t go out to help John O’Keefe because he was in his underpants and was a Boston cop, not a Canton cop, major player in the murder and coverup of John O’Keefe, was only concerned about covering his ass in the days after the murder
3. Auntie Bev – redefined the word “cunt” on national television every day, couldn’t even attempt to hide her bias and disdain for Karen Read defense team, doesn’t like working past 3 and has grave concerns about things that don’t matter while giving zero fucks about things that do matter
