Ratchet Madness 2025 Sweet 16: Blue Paint Region

Voting is completed in the Normal Moms Region and we have our next 2 Elite 8 finalists in Ratchet Madness 2025.

Michael Proctor’s dominance continues, as he has won every matchup with at least 93% of the vote. As anticipated, the 2-3 matchup was a lot closer, but as I predicted Auntie Bev has moved onto the Elite 8. I honestly have NO IDEA who will win the 3 elite 8 matchups so far – Jen McCabe vs. Meatball, Krusty vs. Higgy Bear, and Proctor vs. Auntie Bev. That’s why they call it Ratchet Madness!

Now it’s time to decide who will be the last 2 Elite 8 finalists. You have 24 hours to vote for who should win these Sweet 16 matchups.

1. Spanky vs. 4. Brian Tully

1. Hank Brennan – Stole more than half a million dollars from the taxpayers and convinced 9 less people than Adam Lally did that John O’Keefe was hit by a car, single handedly ruined his own case by coming across like a douchebag and getting caught lying to the jury, constantly whined and cried about ARCCA, Karen Read’s facial expressions, and defense attorneys being mean to him

4. Brian Tully – Has his dirty fingers in EVERYTHING, architect of the fraudulent witness intimidation charges against Turtleboy, uses Krusty Panties, Natalie, and Fake Victim as primary CI’s, claims to wear shorts in subzero temperatures, has no interest looking into Ford Edges parked next to dead cops

2. Fake Victim vs. 3. Chris Albert

2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore

3. Chris Albert – once killed a man in 1994, says he’s scared and intimidated by people who do mime shows outside his empty mediocre pizza shop, acts like a hardo but constantly cries to the police that he is a victim, wife cheated on him with Canton cop who he now kisses the ass of, complete deadbeat who never pays his bills and has dozens of court judgments and tax liens against him

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