Ratchet Madness

Ratchet Madness 2025 Elite 8

 

 

It’s time to start making the toughest choices of our lives, as we must now narrow down the Elite 8 to a Final 4 in Ratchet Madness 2025. You have 24 hours to vote for which of these ratchets should advance.

 

1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 2. Michael Morrissey

1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold at 2:27 and deleted it, started a support group for victim’s mother, lied to FBI while claiming to be normal Mom

2. Michael Morrissey – Chose to prosecute an obviously innocent woman and unintentionally made himself the face of corruption to the world, made a hostage video defending murderers, got caught using a burner email, begged for $1 million from state legislature to continue doomed persecution of Karen Read

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1. Krusty Panties vs. 2. Brian Higgins 

1. Krusty Panties – had her kids taken by the State but lectures FKR about being bad parents, convicted criminal still facing multiple charges, eats, breathes, and sleeps Turtleboy 24/7

2. Brian Higgins – decorated dude who calls into random YouTube shows pretending to be Kevin from South Boston in order to defend his honor, couldn’t seal the deal with a woman who was throwing herself at him, helped cover up his involvement in the murder of John O’Keefe by lying about butt dials and acting shady at Canton Police Department at 1:30 AM

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1. Michael Proctor vs. 3. Auntie Bev

1. Michael Proctor – covered up the murder of a cop, was forced to read humiliating messages that made him look like a douchebag on national television, got fired and forced to wear ridiculous sunglasses to court

3. Auntie Bev – redefined the word “cunt” on national television every day, couldn’t even attempt to hide her bias and disdain for Karen Read defense team, doesn’t like working past 3 and has grave concerns about things that don’t matter while giving zero fucks about things that do matter

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4. Brian Tully vs. 2. Fake Victim

4. Brian Tully – Has his dirty fingers in EVERYTHING, architect of the fraudulent witness intimidation charges against Turtleboy, uses Krusty Panties, Natalie, and Fake Victim as primary CI’s, claims to wear shorts in subzero temperatures, has no interest looking into Ford Edges parked next to dead cops

2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore

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  1. Hoping B*tchy, Biased, Bev Cannone or Meatball win the whole thing! They’re the most intentionally unfair, malicious, and powerful of the ratchets, so they’ve f*cked up the most lives to the greatest extent.

    1. Exactly! DA, Judge and Tully failed all of us and stomped on sacred oath. Pie Crust gives Silence of Lambs vibe, she wants to be Aidan.

  2. Site crashes tells me a lot about how many people follow you Doc.

    My 2025cchoices were all about who hurt you. Tully vs Fake victim is tough, but Tully has more power to hurt you.

    Except Bev, she just sucks. She won that choice, she knows what goes on and enables it all.

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  41. I have not & cannot vote for mccabe, side chick or Krusty as they are imho 100% go nowhere losers who cannot hold a candle to just about anyone and are trying to step on others’ faces to try to be recognized as something important or worthy and imho their character is lacking and it’s 1000% obvious so they can be dismissed. They all are criminals imho and will be found out because of you , Aiden. TY I agree the murderers hopefully get to pay their debt and I voted b**chy bas bev as she is 1000% such a narcissist psycho sending innocent people to the edge knowing the truth all for trying to protect criminals , NOT IN HER JOB DESCRIPTION, SHE LIKE MEATBALL CANNOT AND SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED NOR EMPLOYED!! They were the ones who were supposed to be held to a higher standard! pretty laughable could not go lower!! scum imho… I hope they pay dearly and more so than the 3 mentioned earlier and ALL THE STATE POLICE WHO LIED AND THEN ALL THE ONES WHO KNEW/KNOW THE TRUTH AND FAILED TO SPEAK UP AND THE REFRIGERATOR, HIGGY, ALL FKN TOOLS, HOPE THEY PAY…THESE OFFICERS DESTROYED THE PEOPLE WHO STILL BLINDLY TRUSTED THEM, THEY PUT A LOT OF DAMAGE TO THEIR FELLOW OFFICERS, CANNOT BE SHRUGGED OFF IMHO THE MCALBERTS AND THEIR POSSY ALL NEED TO GO DOWN talk about ZERO respect, I cannot wait to see the karma they ALL endure in their lives , talk about lives fractured and think they are too dim to even get it, they think they are admired…lol

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  55. norfolk DA and boston commissh, thats it
    fat black and fat white

    the bosses got to go
    dever is kool like karen
    both sold out

  56. now it aint racist cause we got 2 predjuiced dopes from (word bias is middle school) the boomer gen callin the Lamborghini zero to sixty in 2 autobahn shots.

    Its like drivin a 59 vw squareback on the SE Expressway. Gonna have trubs?

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