Ratchet Madness 2025 Final 4

Voting is completed in the Elite 8 of Ratchet Madness 2025 and we now officially have our Final 4.

All of these ratchets were winning with 80-90% of the vote until now. Something had to give. Only 4 could advance. But now it’s going to get even harder, as we can only have 1 champion. Now it’s time to decide which 2 ratchets should face off in the finals to find out who will by the 9th annual Ratchet Madness Champion.

1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 1. Krusty Panties

1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold at 2:27 and deleted it, started a support group for victim’s mother, lied to FBI while claiming to be normal Mom

1. Krusty Panties – had her kids taken by the State but lectures FKR about being bad parents, convicted criminal still facing multiple charges, eats, breathes, and sleeps Turtleboy 24/7

1. Michael Proctor vs. 2. Fake Victim

1. Michael Proctor – covered up the murder of a cop, was forced to read humiliating messages that made him look like a douchebag on national television, got fired and forced to wear ridiculous sunglasses to court

2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore

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