Ratchet Madness 2025 Championship

Voting is completed in the Final 4 and we now know which two ratchets will be competing for the crown of Ratchet Madness 2025 Champion.

Last year’s final was Jennifer McCabe vs. Michael Proctor. We had a chance of a rematch this year, until they ran into 2 of the most legendary welfare Moms in Turtleboy history.

Now it’s time to decide which of these two Turtleboy obsessed guttermuppets will have their name etched in the Turtleboy Hall of Shame. This is Krusty’s fourth appearance in Ratchet Madness. Remarkably she has never made it to the Finals. This is Fake Victim’s first appearance in Ratchet Madness, but she has taken down some legends to get here. Who will it be? You have until Thursday night to vote, and the winner will be announced at the Wilbur Show on Friday night.

1. Krusty Panties vs. 2. Fake Victim 

1. Krusty Panties – had her kids taken by the State but lectures FKR about being bad parents, convicted criminal still facing multiple charges, eats, breathes, and sleeps Turtleboy 24/7, filed a forged federal complaint to try to get TB kicked off YouTube, admitted to showing her kids revenge porn of TB, coerced her teenage runaway daughter to threaten to assault my children in a ploy to get an order on me

2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore

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