Canton Coverup Part 541: Attorneys For McAlberts, Brian Higgins Say They’re Going To Sue Turtleboy For Reporting On What They Did To John O’Keefe

 

Today it was first reported on Boston.com that the McAlberts MIGHT be suing me and Karen Read, after three years of vowing to sue me for reporting the fact that they were responsible for the murder of John O’Keefe.

“Eyeing defamation claims”? What on earth does that mean? Turns out it’s just more lip service about how they pinky promise they’re gonna sue me any day now. This time they at least put it on an official court record, as lawyers for Brian Higgins, Brian Albert, Nicole Albert, Matt McCabe, and Jennifer McCabe accused both Karen Read and Turtleboy of perpetuating a “vile work of fiction” to “defame and wrongfully malign” them.

So they haven’t sued me, they just filed something in Karen Read’s lawsuit where they are GETTING SUED for lying in a murder trial, and claim that they’re going to sue us down the road. They wanna move the case to federal court, where the standards are significantly higher.

It’s unclear why they’d wanna make it harder on themselves, considering all of us are residents of Massachusetts, and a lawsuit could easily be filed in state court.

The McAlberts and Higgins claim that they “plan” to file a separate lawsuit in another court, because Karen Read and Turtleboy have “defamed and substantially injured” them.

Keep in mind, all of these people lied under oath in a murder trial. Several of them (Brian Albert, Jennifer McCabe, Matt McCabe) lied under oath in front of the grand jury that indicted me, as well as lying in front of the grand jury that indicted Karen Read. I am in possession of information that proves that Jennifer McCabe was not the least bit scared of me. In fact, she was stalking me. It will be released soon.

Guess who wasn’t on the list to sue us? Colon Albert.

Probably because his parents are degenerates who can’t pay their bills and certainly wouldn’t be able to afford an attorney. Although I really wish they would try, because we have a LOT of questions we’d like to grill Colon about in a deposition, and he wouldn’t have Auntie Bev to save him this time. Ya know, like why did he call Erin Beatty at 12:33 AM?

How could he be home at 12:15 if his father Chris testified that he wasn’t home until past 12:20, and that Colin arrived home 25 minutes after he did?

How exactly did he brace his fall on the ice by curling his right fist exclusively up into a fist? If he’s never been in a fight before, then why was he threatening to fight the Advantage Boys? Is he just a poser, or did he lie under oath about never being in a fight? If he said under oath that he’s never been in a fight then why did we find 3 videos of him fighting? If he’s so tough, then why was did he tell the grand jury that he was scared of me for doing a parody video of him threatening the Advantage Boys?

I’ve been praying that the McAlberts would be dumb enough to sue me for the last 3 years. I get excited about the prospect of deposing these lying sacks of shit, and watching my attorneys grill them about their involvement in the event surround John O’Keefe’s death. I’m even more looking forward to taking the stand and telling a jury exactly why I so vocally accused these people of being complicit in a murder. If the McAlberts were smart they would want this all to go away so the spotlight can stop being on them. But these are stupid people who can’t get out of their own way, and it looks like they wanna do things the Turtleboy way.

I’m afraid this might just be fodder designed to scare me, but I really wish they would try suing me. I know for a fact they’ve been looking for an attorney everywhere to take this on a contingency, but no one will take it because it’s a loser case. They open themselves up to all sorts of discovery, the depositions would be legendary, they could slip up and say something that ends up in criminal charges, and most importantly the chances of actually winning are almost zero. Lawyers don’t take loser cases on contingencies. And I’m not sure they’re dumb enough to blow hundreds of thousands of dollars further exposing themselves as criminals, only to lose once again like they did on June 18, 2025.

Here is my comment that I was unable to get to Boston.com in time for publication:

I have not been served with any lawsuit from anyone involved in the Karen Read case. My response it that a jury that listened to 31 days of testimony unanimously agreed with the findings of 5 doctors (Irini Scordi-Bello, Andrew Renstchler, Daniel Wolfe, Marie Russell, Elizabeth Loposato) that John O’Keefe was not hit by a car, that his arm was bitten by a dog, and that his body was not outside for very long because he didn’t die from hypothermia. This is further confirmed by the testimony of Brian Loughran, Jennifer McCabe, Matt McCabe, Sarah Levinson, Caitlin Albert, Tristin Morris, and Brian Higgins, all of whom testified that John’s body was not on Brian Albert’s front lawn between 1:30 and 3 AM. Ryan Nagel, Heather Maxon, and Richie D’Antuono all testified that John O’Keefe was not inside or outside of Karen Read’s car at 12:25, proving that he was inside the house. Jennifer McCabe Googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 AM when she claims she thought John O’Keefe had gone home, which proves that she was actively aware of the plot to leave John on the Albert’s front lawn to die in the cold. Since it is established that John O’Keefe was not hit by a car, that John O’Keefe’s phone shows him ascending and descending 3 flights of stairs, and that his head injuries according to Dr. Isaac Wolf came from falling down and hitting his hit on a hard object (not grass), the only logical conclusion a reasonable person could reach is what I have been saying for the last year – the people inside Brian Albert’s house murdered John O’Keefe. Truth is the ultimate defense against claims of defamation. The only reason the McAlberts have not been arrested or treated as suspects is due to the corruption and incompetence of the Canton and State Police, many of whom had direct ties to the Albert family. Pointing out these facts is not defamation. They are free to sue me and bring this to trial, as I would be more than happy to keep their crimes in the public eye as much as possible, and to explain these facts to a jury and let them decide who they think killed John O’Keefe. 

Just a reminder – these dopes are not the first people who thought they could sue me into silence for publishing the truth. I have been sued by the following people over the years:

1. Gordon Davis (2016)
2. Michael Gaffney (2018)
3. Jennifer Azadnia (2018)
4. Jamie Genereux (2018)
5. Marc Aldana (2018)
6. Rian Waters (2018)
7. Tony Branch (2022)
8. Julia Mejia (2023)

There may be more, I lose track sometimes. To this date I have paid out exactly zero dollars and zero cents, and never had a judgement against me.

1. Gordon Davis – dismissed
2. Michael Gaffney – dismissed twice
3. Jennifer Azadnia Panagakos – dismissed
4. Jamie Genereux – still ongoing
5. Marc Aldana – dismissed, incarcerated
6. Rian Waters – dismissed, one count overturned on appeal, dismissed again
7. Tony Branch – dismissed, appealed, lost again
8. Julia Mejia – still ongoing

The bar for defamation is extremely high for a reason. In a democracy people have the right to share their opinions, regardless of how controversial they are. The burden to prove defamation is entirely on the plaintiff, and they must show that the statements made by the defendant are false, that the defendant acted negligently when making the false statements, and that the plaintiff suffered damages as a direct result of the defendants written or spoken words.

• Nothing I said was false
• I believe with every ounce of my being that John O’Keefe was killed inside Brian Albert’s house
• Every allegation I made is backed up by facts and evidence
• Every accusation I made was agreed upon by the jury
• The accusations I made were not made with negligence, but rather were the result of hours upon hours of research looking over the evidence in the case
• I gave the plaintiffs a chance to share their side of the story and they chose not to

Michael Gaffney sued me for libel in 2018, which was dismissed almost a year later after the funniest deposition of all time.

Judge Lemire in Uxbridge District Court ruled that everything I said about Gaffney were statements of opinion, and thus constitutionally protected.

Millions of reasonable people share the same opinion I have based on the evidence in the Karen Read case – John O’Keefe was murdered by the people inside Brian Albert’s house.

Gaffney also sued me for negligent and intentional infliction of emotional distress, claiming that my articles exposing what a lunatic he is caused him to get fat, made him dizzy, sad, and depressed.

If the McAlberts make this same claim it won’t matter, because everything I said is backed up by evidence. It’s not my fault that they have the sads. Don’t lie under oath, don’t send incriminating text messages to each other, don’t make incriminating Google searches, don’t delete all your phone calls, and don’t act suspiciously and people won’t accuse you of being complicit in a murder.