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5th Annual Ratchet Madness Selection Show Starts Tonight At 9


Tonight’s the big night – the 5th annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Selection Show. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and tune in at 9. For those of you unfamiliar with how this works I have narrowed the list down to the 64 most deserving ratchets from the last 12 months. I put them in 4 separate brackets and seeded them 1-16, with 1 being the favored ratchet, followed by 2, and so on. In each bracket the 1 plays the 16, the 2 plays the 15, the 3 plays the 14, etc. And by play I mean turtle riders vote for who the bigger ratchet is, and whoever gets the most votes advances until we have a champion.

It plays out like this bracket from 2018.


Here are the Final 4 from previous years.








Who will be this year’s 1 seeds? Find out at 9.



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