Hampton Beach Has Turned Into A Free For All Fight Club With Softcore Porn On The Side
We published a blog earlier in the week about the ghetto fight clubs that broke out at beaches in Narragansett and Plymouth last weekend, but evidently we missed the biggest dumpster fire of them all – Hampton Beach. Of course it probably didn’t make headlines like the other fight clubs because it’s Hampton Beach and this is pretty par for the course. But the videos are wild and Bret and I will be breaking them down on the live show at 9 PM tonight. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch.
Our first video features an unfortunate gringo who decided to experiment with diversity by fighting Free Lunch Fernando, and it didn’t end well for him.
Caucasian Kenny was so confident at first.
And then two seconds after the fight began reality set in.
The reactions say it all.
I don’t know how poor Caucasian Kenny got talked into that fight, but he’ll probably stick to white boys who aren’t from Lawrence moving forward.
Our second video featured Chico Chains vs. Jayden Jordans.
Jayden Jordans initially had the upper hand after he caught Chico Chains sleeping and gave him the pendejo pancake.
But he got too confident when he tried to kick him in the face, and ended up getting pendejo pancaked himself.
After that it was basically just organized chaos, but the fight continued, albeit with a missing Jordan.
He found it later.
You can see the police in that video watching this happen and doing almost nothing to stop it because they all agreed that it was best to just let them fight. If none of these hoodboogers care about their own health then why should the police?
Video #3 is a short one filmed by some guy in his car.
It was basically Wife Beater Wilfredo vs. everyone, and it ended up with him being dragged away by a mob.
So yea, he’s dead now.
Video #4 is a good one, and has more pendejo pancakes, which was clearly the move of the day.
Manbun Manuel vs. the world didn’t work out for Manbun Manuel.
But to his credit he did get back up like a Street Fighter character with 10% energy left and jumped up on the bench to officially take his throne as king of Hampton Beach.
Video #5 is a compilation, highlighted by Gangbang Garcia getting the boriqua bukkake from every stranger who felt like coming up behind her and thrusting their yogurt slinger into her coco caboose.
Flesh Flute Fernando was really having a good time getting to know this girl.
But Captain Cucumber wasn’t content with just sitting back and watching, so he commandeered the booty.
Her Dad sure will be proud when he sees this video.
LOL. Just kidding. There’s no way that girl knows her Dad.
This right here is why you can never under any circumstances bring your children to Hampton Beach.
These things are clearly organized somewhere, and it’s only May. Should be a fun summer moving forward now that COVID is officially over and the ratchets are ready to play.
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