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Bourne Town Administrator Selling Dungeon Table And Chair Bondage Furniture On Facebook For Bargain Basement Prices

 

I could probably start a whole new blog just dedicated to wild shit you see for sale in Facebook yard sale pages. Today’s winner is Ann Gutterson, an administrative assistant in the town of Bourne.

Ann is selling a lovely matching dungeon table and chair set from her bondage furniture collection for $75, or best offer.

So if you’re looking to get kinky, or you’ve kidnapped a North Korean sex slave, or you just feel like tying someone and seeing how far you can stretch them, then give Ann a call. Please, just don’t ask any questions. Silver curtains, Christmas lights, assless chaps, pulley system, bar, whips, chains, and Steve Levine not included.

 

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