Canton Cover-Up Part 125: Woman Who Defended Colin Albert At D&E Pizza Peaceful Protest Yelled Sexual Comments At 17 Year Old For Not Joining Coverup

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On Wednesday I peacefully protested outside of D&E Pizza in Canton, owned by Chris Albert, in order to demand his resignation from the Board of Selectman. A Boston Police Officer was murdered inside his brother’s house, and Chris and several others have attempted to hide the fact that his son Colin was also inside. It was my civic duty to let the people of Canton know that there are cop killers in their midst, and that the owner of this pizza shop doesn’t pay his bills. Most importantly I needed to make it clear to the citizens of Canton that Colin was inside the house, as they desperately try to claim that he wasn’t.


There has been much talk from disgraced FBI agent Jennifer Coffindaffer and rape-obsessed Attorney Wendy Murphy, about Chris suing me for saying these things about his family. Next week I will have a blog about some information I have not yet revealed, which shows that Chris Albert is in fact pursuing this angle, and may have gotten himself with the feds in the process. For the record, I have offered to retract all blogs and statements about Colin Albert if anyone on their side can present evidence that Colin was not inside 34 Fairview Road when Brian Albert returned from the Waterfall Bar and Grille. They claim to have this evidence, but no one has provided it.
I also welcome and encourage a lawsuit, as it would force me to prove that Colin was in the house, which would open Chris up to discovery requests regarding his communications about the matter. Suing me would be the biggest gift Chris Albert could give to the Karen Read defense team.
I was overwhelmed by the love and support I received doing my one man protest in Canton. Throughout the time I was there hundreds of cars honked in support, and people of all ages (including children) yelled “Free Karen Read” from moving vehicles. I educated several people who had not heard about the case, handing out cards with a QR code to our soon to be award winning video “Framed.” I even had a nice conversation with a high school junior who had no idea he was living in a town where cop killers were walking around freely.
However, not everyone was a fan. We were greeted by this delightful gentleman minutes after arriving, who gave us the Canton salute and made sexually derogatory comments about my mother.
That’s how you become employee of the month at D&E Pizza.
I have no desire to find out who this Pert Plus Puberino is, nor did I want to bother the people working there. I was just there to raise awareness and spark some conversations, and I feel like I accomplished my goal.
However, this fried frumpkin was more problematic.
When she came out I informed her that Colin was inside the house, which she disagreed with me about. She then told me to get a life, called me a lowlife, and did the walk of shame back to the Walgreens parking lot.
Her name is Jill Harrison-Thomas, and she’s part of the jeans and sweatshirt mafia that I attempted to speak with outside of court on May 3. She gave me a dirty look inside the court and had something to say on the way out, but she didn’t have much to say to me at the longest red light in Dedham.
Jill is one of many of the bored, lonely, work-depraved housewives of Canton who attends these hearings without their husband (see Kerry Roberts). She didn’t know John that well, but like many of these women she clearly never liked Karen, and is enjoying watching her suffer as John’s killers remain free. As you can see from her presence at D&E Pizza, she proudly supports and fraternizes with the people responsible for covering up John’s death.
Sources tell us that Jill has a history of harassing anyone who doesn’t support the Alberts and McCabes, including children. Last year a rumor was being spread around town that the daughter of a man named Tom Beatty, whose daughter Colin Albert called at 12:33 AM on the night John O’Keefe was murdered, had been telling people about Colin’s incriminating phone call. According to witnesses, Jen McCabe and Jill Thomas drove to the Beatty household, confronted his 17 year old daughter, and warned her not to tell people about the call (which she denied doing at all).
Jill Thomas also reportedly told this minor child, “Instead of opening your mouth, why don’t you stick a dick in it instead.” A grown adult did that to a child for telling the truth about a murder. Since then this girl has been socially ostracized by the Jen McCabe mean girls society, and her father has been falsely accused of sleeping with Karen Read (as have many other men who supported Karen).
When I say these people are still living like its Canton High School 1994, I mean it. These women are catty, and will do anything to protect the dominant males in their town. You don’t mess with an Albert in Canton.
Jill Thomas fits right in at D&E Pizza though, because just like Julie and Chris Albert, she doesn’t like to pay her bills. She had a judgment against her in 2019 when she didn’t show up to court for a contractor she stiffed out of $3,200.
This woman also didn’t appear to be a fan.
Her name is Jaime McGillicuddy Marcell, and she owns a daycare in town that Kevin Albert’s wife Mary works at. Pretty much the only people in Canton who aren’t fans of the turtle are connected to the Alberts or McCabes. Everyone else knows that Karen Read is innocent, and Colin Albert was inside the house when John O’Keefe got there.

What is it with all these Canton women? They either have horse faces or blow up like a blimp.
Horses are beautiful animals, please don’t put these WICKED UGLY woman in the same category unless you are talking about their big ass TEETH!!!
If it’s true that they drove to Beatty’s house to silence her, I think that qualifies as witness intimidation on top of everything else.
I wonder if the DAs’ office is going to release a comment about this intimidation?
Come on Michael Morrissey, where is the damn statement?
Was she questtoned by police? Or subpoenaed,? Unfortunately if not she’s not considered a witness with the law it wouldn’t be witness intimidation
That the pizza store looks like Willy Wonk’s stunt double.
What a little troll he is. Chris probably gave him a slice and root beer for trying to run you off.
I have been holding off, biting my tongue for a long time now. I’m done with it. I know Tom beatty personally. I am telling you right now, he would single handily punch the s*** out of that whole crew of Canton scumbags. However, like most grownups, mature adults,, he wouldn’t stoop to their level. Tommy is a well-liked guy, lots of friends, I pray Canton doesn’t push this too far. Leave his daughter out of it. These scumbags bitch and moan about a *legit, suspected murderer being bullied yet look what they do to a young lady. An innocent young lady. Tommy may not be politically connected like the rest of the dirty cantonians, however, he has lots of friends, upstanding, decent people, that grew up in a community where people look out for each other… not like these Jokers from canton, covering up a murder.
Well said! Tommy would have a whole bunch of Dorchester guys standing with him if the Alberts and McCabe’s and their lowlife friends ever fuck with him. The Canton townies would really find out what BANG BANG means!!
Tommy has half of Dorchester wishing we were in our twenties again.
That kid from D&E is probably praying for the mask mandate to come back. what a ridiculously goofy looking kid. Pretty sure he has a hard time with the ladies, maybe that’s why he works at D&E …Colin’s backroom baby boi
It must suck being that young and that ugly, knowing that you are never going to get laid unless you pay for it.
Keep up the pressure Turtle!!
He’s been for a year,I’d be totally exhausted which I’m sure he is but goes to show how dedicated he is
That kid looked the white version of Mookie
He looked like an even uglier version of Jeff Spicoli if you ask me
That is so funny 🙂
Colon Stool Pusher is in da house
I wonder if she is pizza shop Rocky Dennis’s Mom and she had come console him with a latch from the fun bags .
He looks like the unstable type that when he gets mad he would mutilate his genitals with the screwdriver from the front door
It didn’t appear that she actually bought anything and clearly wasn’t grabbing a quick salad before hitting the Gym.
Just a observation from a random fuckin citizen
Aidan, Canton is loaded with big mommas. Your friend Michelle Gallery, who likes to curse you and film you in Canton, is WAY FATTER than Jaime McGillicuddy Marcell. It would be great to get those 2 blimps to square off in a hot dog eating contest! 🙂
What TB says about them being stuck in high school & never growing up… it’s all soooo true! Disgustingly true.
If those women went anywhere near Tom Beatty’s daughter, and told her anything like what is being reported… that’s going to be a huge problem for them… and it will all come out.
Keep up the good work Turtleboy, you got them on the run! Keep your foot in their ass!
The Commonwealth is like a hunting dog that’s got a boar by the snout. It has the boar for the moment but the second he let’s go it’s got him.
Bravo, seems to me, is a brilliant phrase