Canton Ratchet Madness 2024 Elite 8
Voting is completed in the Whole Internet Region of Ratchet Madness and we have our first major upset of the tournament.
I can’t believe Jill Daniels is eliminated. I thought for sure she was going all the way, but it looks like Higgins butt dialing helped push him into the Elite 8.
Now it’s time to choose the Final Four. You have 24 hours to decide who should advance.
1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 2. Brian Albert
1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold” to make sure John O’Keefe was dead then started a support group for his mother
2. Brian Albert – Hardo Boston cop who never came out of house after being alerted about a dead Boston cop on his front lawn
1. Chris Albert vs. 3. Brian Tully
1. Chris Albert – Once killed a man, plethora of court judgments for nonpayment of bills and tax liens, enjoys getting cuckholded by wife and tongue lashed by middle aged women at meetings
3. Brian Tully – Corrupt State Police Lieutenant who covered for Michael Proctor and considers scored DCF single Moms to be valuable sources in case against Turtleboy
1. Colin Albert vs. 3. Michael Morrissey
1. Colin Albert – Is too stupid to realize that several people have put their careers and freedom on the line to protect him from being a murder suspect while he makes threatening Tik Toks
3. Michael Morrissey – Portly corrupt hack DA who is knowingly charging an innocent woman with murder while giving press releases filled with obvious provable lies about coverup.
1. Michael Proctor vs. 11. Brian Higgins
1. Michael Proctor – Corrupt cop who likes to plant tail light wherever he goes, intentionally misspell the names of witnesses in police reports, lie about his relationship with the McAlberts, and lie about what time he tows cars before blaming it on daylight savings and calling it a scrivener’s error.
11. Brian Higgins – ATF agent who clocked into work at 1:30 after drinking all day, claimed he went to sleep, then said he butt dialed Brian Albert at 2:22 AM while he was sleeping.
Mccabe VS proctor. gonna have to vote with eyes closed in the finale
I think that’s probably going to be decided on what we hear about either of them in the courtroom at this point 🤣🤣
The ultimate matchup. Could it end in a tie?! A ratchet-off?! So much suspense
Could we have 3 members of the McAlbert family representing in the Final Four? Wow! Has such a thing ever happened in Rachet Madness?!
McCabe’s taking it all, by the way.
Proctor may be the dark horse here! They’re all worthy and definitely ratchet
Very tough decisions but if you stick to ratchet instead of plain old effin’ dirtbag then the choices seam a little clearer.
I had the same thought as I voted! Ratchets vs. complete idiots.
I am having a really hard time with this. Especially Jen McCabe and Brian Albert. I mean one is most likely 99% responsible for killing a fellow Boston police officer. However, Jen McCabe… How could one person be so willing to give up so much, be so willing to be a murderer’s minion. That’s just the first one and I already need more time to think it out.
Agreed but I picked Albert because I think he was physically involved while Jen was rindside.
But her conduct since the actual beating is above and beyond diabolical. She is pure filth and that’s why she got my vote but either one is likely the tournament winner.
She’s a damn sociopath and a truly terrible person.
Jen has really ratcheted up her ratchet level significantly after this week in court and that video of her slithering into 34 Fairview and being way too calm and turning her back on her dead friend (with friends like her, who needs friends, amirite) while his longtime girlfriend discovers his dead beat-up body alone and goes into traumatic shock. Smdh at these people. So emotionally immature, manipulative, and sneaky. Grown ass drama loving shit stirrer mean girl. Not very attractive.
I think we all know who the final 2 pondscums of the earth will be 🤣🤣
I wonder who the McAlberts are voting for
I this case I think the corrupt public officials are way worse than the murderers. They’re willing to frame an innocent woman to help cover up the murder of a Boston cop.
It’s hard to top that. John O’Keefe was probably killed in the heat of passion. Even if they lured him there they probably weren’t thinking straight. But the people willing to frame a woman they know is innocent. That’s totally different.
Proctor was taught under what conditions DNA quickly gets destroyed. He knew vomit soaked clothes was on of those conditions. He then arranged for them to stay like that for a month.
I’d bet he laughs about how “smart” that was. Getting rid of the incriminating DNA in a way people would be too stupid to notice. I hate people like that. Because you have to grudgingly admit they are right about people being stupid.
What a piece of shit Proctor is. And every other public official that allowed this to go forward. I hope they’re enjoying the ass beating they’re getting in front of the whole world right now. Buckle Up, good ol boys, rides just getting started!!!
Wow That was Tough, like it should be.
Thinking Chris Albert vs Higgins
Madison Square Garden
Eve of the Verdict June 13 2024.
Man this was a tough round! So many fuck sticks to choose from. At this point you can just vote for either and be safe.im not sure how Jen”the quarterback” McCabe doesn’t win the cup. She is the Queen of the Ratchets! Best looking in CHS? She was fixing shit way back then too😂
There’s no way she was actually the most attractive in chs ‘94. I’ve seen some of her classmates senior pics and at least one was actually, legitimately beautiful. Much like this trial, and this Madness, Jen somehow scammed her way into the top spot. She’s got a long track record of manipulating others and she likely still believes she’s most attractive in her age bracket in Canton. lol
Skeletal horses with sun damaged, leathery aging skin and dry ass over processed highlights from the year 2000 were never considered attractive.
I thought Jen McCabe deserved to win, but after Monday’s revelations, Proctor deserves to run away with the title.
I predict a Ratchet-Off between those two for the win. Truly, remarkably terrible subhuman trash. It’s really disgusting to know that people like them exist in this world, their behavior thus far that we know about has been truly vile. And I’m sure we’ve only scratched their ratchet ass surfaces!
In addition to being voted Best Looking for CHS Class of ’94, Jen is killing it on her way to being voted ‘Most Ratchet of All Time ’24’…such an inspiration over the past 30 years bookend by these highest achievements.
She has a knack for winning vapid popularity contests. Wonder what other contests she has in her (post sentencing) future?
How far the broomstick will actually go???
Do we know if she does ATM?
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