Canton Ratchet Madness 2024 Round 2: Red Solo Cup Region
Voting is completed in Round 2 of the Tail Light Region and the following 4 ratchets have advanced to the Sweet 16 of Canton Ratchet Madness 2024.
Just 12 votes was the difference between Julie Albert and Adam Lally – by far the closest matchup we’ve had thus far. And they’re only gonna closer from here as the decisions get harder and harder.
Now it’s time to pick the next 4 ratchets from the Red Solo Cup Region. You have 24 hours to vote for which 4 ratchets should advance from this group.
1. Chris Albert vs. 8. John Fanning
1. Chris Albert – Once killed a man, plethora of court judgments for nonpayment of bills and tax liens, enjoys getting cuckholded by wife and tongue lashed by middle aged women at meetings
8. John Fanning – Shady MSP Detective who helped coverup the Sandra Birchmore murder and actively covers for Michael Proctor while terrorizing random people for texting Colin Albert
4. Jennifer Coffindaffer vs. 5. Auntie Bev
4. Jennifer Coffindaffer – Disgraced FBI agent who regularly makes a fool of herself on national television defending cop killers
5. Auntie Bev – Most incompetent judge ever who clearly would rather be getting drunk than overseeing murder trial she insists on being a part of
3. Brian Tully vs. 6. Krusty Panties
3. Brian Tully – Corrupt State Police Lieutenant who covered for Michael Proctor and considers scored DCF single Moms to be valuable sources in case against Turtleboy
6. Krusty Panties – DCF Mom who lost custody of kids and is obsessed with Turtleboy to the point where she inserted herself into story to defend cop killers but ended up catching her own witness intimidation charges instead
2. Bukkake vs. 7. Matt McCabe
2. Bukkake – Corrupt State Police Sergeant who covers up murders for his day job while fan girling Dave Pornoy and doing drunken strip teases at weddings on the weekends
7. Matt McCabe – Inside 34 Fairview Road when John O’Keefe was murdered but not considered a suspect by anyone due to status as a massive va-jay-jay
No matter who wins this tournament, they’re all fuckin loosahs!
Yep this is getting harder and harder 🙄
That’s what she said.
I’m in the UK and now when I search for Aidens website it’s the very last listing on the page!!
Anyone else noticed how they are now pushing his website lower and lower in the search or is it just here in the UK …..where more and more truth is being censored daily??
Three quarters of my comments that I leave on YouTube disappear because apparently telling the truth in this country is now a crime …..you should see the new law they brought in on the 1st April ….which unfortunately wasn’t an April Fool.
It’s actually a thought crime!! If anyone PERCEIVES that you have done something ….then you have in the eyes of this new law!!
The penalty is 7 years imprisonment!!
The law is so broad that you can literally be charged for calling someone ‘old’ that’s how ridiculous the world has now become!!
Keep fighting for your rights ….all too soon this Law will be on your doorsteps too!!
‘ The only way to stop something is to not allow it in the first place’ …..ORSON WELLS!!
Everyone thought 1984 was just a book ….its now a reality in the UK!!
It’s going to take revolutionary acts of violence to fix the west. Voting isn’t going to work this time
Civil war is coming I bet
Shits gonna hit the fan after they steal the election again. This time it will be so blatant no one can ignore. It’s gonna be ugly
Actually, when I use “duck, duck, go” instead of chrome or google as my search bar, when I type in “TB Da” – TB Daily News is the first entry that pops up in the drop down window of the search bar, just sayin’
The left is using 1984 as an instruction manual. It’s madness!
Hope the Biden doj didn’t call the Boston FBI office to say back off the investigation and let corruption continue. Definitely something they would do
It’s getting more difficult to pick between these ratchets.
Matt M vs Bukhenic
Isn’t it interesting that Matt looks less guilty than his wife? Jen really made things worse for herself by showing up al all those hearings, bringing other Canton ratchets along for protection, engaging with people in her driveway, etc. Matt kept a lower profile and that has made him less of a target in conversations, online posts, etc.
Tully vs KP
Another tough one because Tully is a central figure in this cover up. He needed to play along. BUT KP is just a gross woman. She’s gross on the inside and outside. Gross, deranged and pathetic and likely to be that way for the rest of her life unless she gets some serious mental health help. She really is the Ultimate Ratchet.
Jennifer C vs. Bev
Jennifer C is another pathetic person but she’s certainly less important than the judge in this case. I have a hard time understanding how Bev makes some of her decisions. The decision to not dismiss this case even after hearing how it is compromised just doesn’t make sense to me. I can’t help but think she is part of this cover up and doing her part to add to this injustice.
Chris A vs. Fanning
Easy choice for me on this one. Chris Albert all the way. Reminded of Sean on the Gulf’s description of Chrissy.. The underachiever of the family. Chris is the ultimate LOOSAH in life. A low life wife, a low life THUG son, can’t support himself and his family and has to rely on others to protect him.
What happened to the FBI? Solidifying belief that they are just another arm of the Democrat Regime. Was Levy silenced?
Remember 1984 was a warning, not a manual.
That’s been a concern of mine for awhile… we learned from Whitey … feds can be corrupted too… Tip O’Neil: “all politics are local” & there’s plenty of politics here .. up through Healey & likely DC
Tully vs KP is one of the toughest ones yet!
The toughest ratchet to pick.
Has any Turtle Rider mentioned that even if Karen Reid was on video running over her boyfriend SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH MURDER!
There is no proof of intent.
So she had an argument with her boyfriend, what straight guy in America has not pissed off their girlfriend?
Right!!!! When she wanted to go home and he wanted to stay out and drink !!!!!!!
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Can we all just agree that maybe we should designate KRUSTY as a RATCHET FOR LIFE.
Hasn’t she proved herself enough to have that title?
Canton wasn’t always ratchet
Actually has some cool history
The copper on the Mass Statehouse Dome
Came from Canton
Paul Revere Copper Works > first rolled copper mill the country
Paul used to spend summers in Canton at the mill
Right off Neponset St, on the Neponset River
One time on his way to the mill, he stopped at the Hillside
Site of the Brian Higgins John O’Keefe hug pic
For a pastrami sandwich, yummO
Where he met Betsy McCabe
they chatted
Paul offered to fix her teeth
“So you don’t look like the horse I rode in on”
Fax – he was also a dentist
Oh boy
Betsy got in Paul’s face blah blah
Things got loud
Cheesecake Ronnie throwd them both the fukk out
But
It had a happy ending
Paul gave Betsy a ride home
And there may have been a little reach around action
Hey hey she had to hold on Oh grow up
Anyhow
Thur is the anniversary of Paul’s ride
April 18 1775
Which was an early example of fake news by Henry The Wad Longfellow
Harvard professor that changed the narrative
For the good of the country ya see
But
Locals know what really happened
Those 2 lanterns in the old North Church
Actually meant take Route 2A
cause as usual the traffic sucks on Rt 2
More fax > worlds first traffic report
Paul Revere never made “The Midnight Ride”.
Paul Revere was a successful businessman, Coppersmith, and a socialite in Boston. He was a shaker and baker, and could talk a cat off a fish wagon. He dressed well in current fashion of the time. His horses were bred for beauty, not running and stamina. His house was about 600 feet from the Nortg Church. He wasn’t on his horse waiting for the signal. He was too high in society to waste his time. He had a servant outside waiting for it, every night. It just so happened the Brits moved on April 18th.
Revere probably rode his horse as far as Charlestown, doubtful even as far as close to Cambridge.
The servant rode ahead faster to ready others in the Sons of Liberty. Revere only arrived to assure them it was true. From there, several Sons of Liberty went in several different directions to alert men of military might that the Brits were coming and to meet their other militia men. The call from the horsemen was, “TO ARMS!”. It was a phrase all men were already told to listen for.
Revere got credit for what 50 or 60 other riders did. They called the battle cry from Boston to Blackstone Valley, to Burlington.
Let’s not going swinging from Paul Revere’s nuts. He’s gotten too much credit already having a little bit of money from a copper pot making mill as it is.
yeeesh . . .
only kidding about Paul getting thrown out of the Hillside
Back in the day, when Betsy McCabe haunted the joint, it was called the YD Dugout
copper pot making mill ?!?!
rolled copper
very important stuff
Very important for ships
Used on the USS Constitution
and ahh . . .
no need for discussion of Paul’s nuts
seek your fantasies elsewhere
there are websites for that
Who were those other guys again? Exactly. He got the credit for being the legend that he was and was involved in the operations. Of course there needed to be many other people involved to execute the plan.
Paul Revere is one of my favorites of the revolutionary era. Paul only spent summers in Canton b/c he couldn’t take the rachets all year long. They kept trying to steal his silversmith works.
Let’s knock the KRUST OFF EM
If Chris Albert meets Jen McCabe, I don’t know what I’m gonna do.
Don’t worry they don’t know each other. hehe!!!!
Damn! Who the hell needs Netflix when this shit is so much better!
Word to turtleboy and the riders!
Dude, stop playing stupid tourney games and cover the story!
Is Bev stacking the jury??????
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