Canton Ratchet Madness 2024 Sweet 16: Tail Light Region
Voting is completed in the Whole Internet Region of Ratchet Madness and we now have our final 4 ratchet contestants for the Sweet 16.
And Brian Higgins is the only ratchet seeded lower than 5th who advanced this year, smoking Kuck Karl in the process. Sets up some intriguing matchups for the Sweet 16.
Speaking of Sweet 16, it’s time to vote for which two ratchets should advance from the Sweet 16 to the Elite 8 in the Tail Light Region now. You have 24 hours to cast your vote.
1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 4. Julie Albert
1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold” to make sure John O’Keefe was dead then started a support group for his mother
4. Julie Albert – Raised her son to be all around douchebag while frequently skipping court dates to avoid creditors, cucked her deadbeat husband with shady Canton cop
2. Brian Albert vs. 3. Ken Mello
2. Brian Albert – Hardo Boston cop who never came out of house after being alerted about a dead Boston cop on his front lawn
3. Ken Mello – Bootleg attorney who can’t drive, shows up to court unprepared whenever he feels like it, has long history of not paying bills and stiffing clients
Roast Beef Ronnie should have refused to accept defeat, run with BA as a dual ticket.
Roast Beef Ronnie has been wearing his Cinderella Boy gown to work
It’s a family affair for this years Ratchet Madness
Michael Proctor and his wife Lizzie, Husband and Wife Ratchet Duo
Chrissy, Underachiever Albert, and his LOOSAH Family, Julie and Colin
Wacky Wendy with her lewd son, Grant
Jen and Matt McCabe, husband and wife ratchet duo
Karl and Jackie Dugal, another husband and wife ratchet duo.
Did I miss any? So many Albert Family Ratchets
Is this a first for the Ratchet Madness?
So many Rachel’s it’s hard choosing but it’s not the first.
This tournament is all about Jill Daniels.
Prediction – Drunken Jill pulls a UConn: destroys the field this year, and then goes Back to Back next year. TB renames the Ratchet Madness trophy after her.
I absolutely back the decision of renaming this the Jill Daniels commemorative cup or something of the like
If were strictly talking ratchet, I lean towards Mello.
Total fuck stick
The choices are impossible here 😭 It’s hard to decide between strict ratchet definition and just a regular loosah who can’t/won’t do his job. Or someone who’s a ratchet herself versus someone who is a ratchet and perpetuates it by breeding more ratchets? Okay I think I just made my choices 😂
When it gets hard I’ve been going with the ones that are the most actual ratchet 😂 love ratchet Madness
Monday @ 2:30pm
parking was very limited
Street spots around the court house had orange barrels
main lot behind Reg of Deeds had white barriers
w/Do Not Enter Signs
w/Dedham Police cruiser sitting there
Mello is incompetent more than anything else.
Jen McCabe is the number 1 ratchet. Brian Albert is a fat bald piece of shit but at least he is smart enough to lie low. Jen’s too dumb.
Damn it’s starting to get real. Mello VS BA both are such unlikeable people. Horse face VS Mrs Chicken Parm. Tough choices here
That was a tough one. Had to go with Mello. Never seen such a moron. I wonder if the McAlberts are paying attention to this. Or better yet are they voting ?
I propose a write in section for Aidan in this year’s ratchet madness.
Here is why:
– ratchets hang out with ratchets (check)
– often in the court system at tax payers and other’s dime (check)
-multiple google trophies (check)
– cannot kep a woman, let alone a happy one (check)
– multiple crotchfruits (his descriptions of kids) (check)
– has had side chicks get abortions (check)
– has to go to the clinic and get his board punched mutiple times (check)
– tries to act tough, but is very soft (check)
– has not held a real job for a while (check)
– DCF fairy around him (check)
– constantly changes his position on things and people (check)
-possibly bipolar, schizo, and overall Beta (check)
– picks fights with bigger loosahs, such as Mike Gainnetti (check)
– most of the people that show the biggest hate used to work for him (check)
– throws people under the bus for a cup of coffee (check)
– leaches of others and their lives (check)
– Has possibly broken the law by diverting money intended for other things (check, and the reason he has been kicked out of multiple payment platforms, like Paypal, gofundme, venmo, etc.)
Kate, after this year the award will be renamed for you so please just STFU. More people click on ONE Aidan blog than have clicked on your shit site, ever. Such a sick evil twisted POS you are. Cannot believe any man will fuck you, must be desperate
Any dude in the state that sees what a lying POS trash bag that hoe is and still gets up in that needs his head checked! I would think that skank didn’t think putting her trash lifestyle out for everyone to see would backfire on her FOREVER! Looks like EBT and free cash from the state FOREVER for that Loosah😂
Hey JillJack Daniels! Glad you’re up at 630pm. The tolerance is going up, Leatherface.
Lol I’ve never seen soo much twaddle in my life!!
It appears that the truth is getting to you all and you clearly don’t pay attention to what’s going on outside of your basement!!
1. Yes Ratchets hang out with Ratchets Aka THE MCALBERTS
2. Often in the court system on other people’s dime ….that’s so unkind of you throwing LG and KP under the bus like that …I believe they both use court appointed attorneys whereas Aiden always has paid representation when people ARE TRYING TO SUE HIM!! 🤣🤣
3. Multiple Google Trophies ….I don’t see Aidens name in the running for Ratchet Madness do you?? I do however see the women trying to get people fired from their jobs for exposing their lying husbands though. You might also want to check out Aidens 3 awards for bona-fide journalism voted for by the people of Mass 🤣🤣
4. I believe that Aiden has been married for at least 9 years eek kinda blows that theory apart eh??
5.Multiple Crotchfruits ….you can’t blame Aiden for LG and KP dropping their knickers and having multiple kids by multiple fathers who the state then has to take care of because Partying is more important to them!!
6. Side Chick’s getting abortions?? What you mean LG who categorically lied to a court of law about being pregnant and she even provided the court with the evidence to prove it ….by giving them a scan of a baby from months PRIOR to even meeting Aiden ….eek you are making this too easy for me!! 🤡🤡🤡
7. Ahh so because he doesn’t go around threatening people like Tully and Bukaki using their badges to do so that makes him soft or the fact that he doesn’t go around covering up for Cop Killers by manipulating the cops parents and children that also makes him soft ….ahh OK gotcha
8. DCF ?? Hmm he still has custody of his kids …..I suggest you watch the bus stop livestreams for your proof and also his kids staying at his new house!!
9. Hasn’t had a Job in a while?? Yet still manages to pay his bills by having his own business and a successful one at that ….I refer you to the newly released bank statements that Tully subpoenaed from his bank trying to prove Karen bought him his new car …..lol epic fail!
10. Where has he changed his opinion on the Karen Read case ….I’ll wait
11. Possibly bi polar …..lol pot kettle and black with the diatribe you have just written above ……what are your medical qualifications for making such a diagnosis?? Again I’ll wait
12. Picks fights with Loosahs …..well at least he’s not buddies with the likes of Gianetti but we know that LG and KP pay him to go to court and he claims he is friends with them ….the local meth head…..classy!!
13.Most of the people that used to work with him hate him …..is that due to their inate jealousy of his success?? Or because he exposed them for the Ratchets that they are?? I won’t mention their well documented mental illness because that just wouldn’t be fair!!
14. Throws other people under the bus?? I don’t believe he is the one going around trying to get people put in jail unlike KP and LG …..ahh did you miss KP tell a court of law that she was working with the CW as part of her defence in yet more criminal charges brought against her in order to get out of them?? Dont miss her latest case on Wednesday eh I wouldn’t want you to miss out on the evidence against her 🤡🤡🤡
15.possibly broken the law?? Soo more mud slinging making insinuations but so you don’t get sued for slander you have covered yourself with the word POSSIBLY ….yet again not stating it as a fact 🤣🤣🤣
16. Are you aware that censorship is prevalent on all of those platforms that you cite …..go ask the people of Canada who refused to roll up their sleeves if they have a PayPal etc the people that stood up were cops nurses firefighters teachers etc …..because they were being forced to in order to keep their jobs …..and they were right now that all of the medical info has come out !!
As you can see I have taken the time to debunk all of the lies you are spreading with the evidence to prove it
You score 0/16 and must try harder!!
What question did the award winning journalist had today:” you guys, does anyone know how many jurors have been seated?”.
That’s pulitzer caliber questions there, coming from a two bit blogger that is not allowed into court because he is not a real journalist, or the press. He is more like the elementary school’s newspaper, opinion section.
Hmmm… Looks like you copied my screen name.
What do you call a smart turtle rider with a real job, a healthy relationship, and a good credit score? A unicorn.
What do you call the same person 6 months later? Someone that had a “phase” 6 months ago, and hopefully just out of a few hours of wasted time and maybe a few dollars short before they realized all the scams going on.
No bias, it’s just science.
Where’s the dog, fuckface? Soyence yeah
We could all strive to be like Chris Albert who’s wife cheated on him and owes loads of backed taxes. Or maybe like Brian and sleep with other peoples wives and screw the taxpayer by retiring early to avoid losing his pension for killing a man and covering it up.
Julie Albert looks like a ghoul from “Fallout”.
Easy voting always going for the murderers or people who helped cover it up
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