Fun Facebook Posts
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Turtle Riders Are Really Upset That I Won’t Be Their Slave, Demand Access To Bonus Content For Free
Turtleboy has been censored in ways that no other media outlet has ever been censored: Banned from Google AdSense,…
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Male Nurse Vows To Sue Turtleboy For Criticizing Brigham And Women’s Bully Nurses Who Won’t Go Near Unvaccinated Nurses
Last night I did a live show ripping into the Brigham Women’s nurses who are bullying and dehumanizing their…
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Chairman Of Billerica Commission On Disability Criticized For Calling Woman R Word During Facebook Dispute On Illegal Parking
This is Stephen Strykowski, the Chairman of the Billerica Commission on Disability. The other day this bootleg Wilford Brimley…
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Boxborough Elementary School Teacher Seeks Advice On Finding More Diverse Cartoons Than Cocomelon To Achieve Full Antiracism
In the never ending search for diversity, equity, and inclusion, one local white woman stands above the rest in…
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Quincy Woman Looking For Under The Table Job So She Can Keep Collecting Disability While Working
This is Rachael Fleming from Quincy. She woke up today and decided to announce in the Everything Quincy Facebook…
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Uxbridge Woman Barely Survives Attempted Kidnapping By Man In White Van With Things On The Top By Hiding In Bushes
This is Anna Faith from Uxbridge. The other day she was nearly kidnapped in broad daylight by an unidentified…
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Hyde Park Gluten-Free Pagan Woman Upset With Laundromat For Allowing Vaccinated Customers To Not Wear Masks
This is Christine Denise Day from Hyde Park. She recently drove her bicycle to the Laundry Queen in Hyde…
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Salem Man Previously Arrested For Leaving 3 Month Baby Home Alone To Cheat On Wife With Mistress Who Crashed Into Pole Accuses All Cops Of Mistreating Their Wives
People say dumb stuff on the Internet a lot, and I get pitched with story ideas for them all…
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Worcester Bakery Owner Engaged To Man, Has Never Been With A Woman, Uses Business Page During Pride Month To Announce She’s Bisexual, Has Used Similar Tactics Before
Last year we published a blog about Jennifer Lasala, the owner of Jennifer Leigh’s Bakery in Worcester and Boston,…
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Exposing Scam Artists In Right Wing Circles Is Just As Important As Exposing Scam Artists In Left Wing Circles
Last night on Turtle Club we reviewed some of the fun messages I received from the MAGA Menopause Mafia.…
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Framingham Mom Seeks 10 Year Old Boy On Facebook Who She Can Drop 3 Year Old Off With For A Few Hours Because He’s Bugging Her
This is Ada Salie from Framingham. The mother of 3 is originally from Romania and is therefore required to…
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White Women Accuse Webster Police Of Police Brutality Towards Black Men Despite Police Chief Who Appeased BLM Last Year By Laying Face Down Protest
Last June Webster Police Chief Michael Shaw attempted to please protesters at a BLM rally by laying face down with…
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New Bedford Woman And Child Say They Were Nearly Kidnapped In Dartmouth Shaws By Man Who Was Near Them 3 Times
The Pumpkin Spice Mafia has been keeping a low profile lately but yesterday they re-emerged in New Bedford. Meet…
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White Marblehead Woman Explains How White People Are Oppressing And Killing POC By Not Assuming Mikayla Miller Was Murdered
This is Lindsay Penkrat, a Boston College student from Marblehead. Based on her hundreds of Facebook and IG pictures…
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Northampton Antifa Woman Looking For Therapist Who Takes Mass Health And Specializes In Whiteness And White Supremacy
This is Aschleigh Jensen, a local Antifa from Northampton. She is looking for some help finding a therapist with…
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Western Mass Women Demand That Cops Let Black Girls Get Stabbed To Death
Yesterday I blogged about the death of Ma’Khia Bryant, who was shot by a Columbus, OH police officer named…
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Montague Woman Looking For Non-White Pelvic Therapist In Organic Facebook Mommy Facebook Group Lashes Out At Critics Who Point Out Her Racism
This is Julia Demillones from Montague. She’s posted in a Facebook group called Crunchy Moms of Massachusetts, looking for…
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Ashburnham Residents Call Police, Fear For Their Lives After Comments They Made In Public Facebook Group Threatening Children Were Screenshotted And Appeared On TB
Editor’s Note: I will be having Nate Comeau, Ashburnham candidate for School Committee, on the live show tonight at…
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“Asian-American” Vegan Woman Bans Fitchburg Residents From Using “Chinese Auction” Because It’s Getting Asian People Killed
This is Elizabeth Gordon from Wilmington, North Carolina. She’s a social justice warrior who must’ve lived in Fitchburg at…
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Salem High School Principal Says It’s Possible For Students To Identify As Autistic For Autism Awareness Month
This is Salem High School Principal Samantha Meier. The other day for Autism Awareness Month (yes, they have a…
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