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Blue Haired Bisexual Woman Fills Out Abi The Desk Girl’s Blog Removal Form, Vows Defamation Lawsuits For Screenshotting Her Comments Without Copyright
On Friday we published a blog about a library in Burrillville that was displaying books about 5 year olds…
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Foxborough Priest Accuses Turtleboy Of Being Terrorist Blogger For Supporting Matt Light’s School Committee Run, Says Jesus Flipped Tables So Hate Is OK
A few days ago I published a blog about former Patriots tackle Matt Light running for School Committee in…
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Salem Tik Tok Mom Asks 13 Year Old Son’s Rivals If They Know Who His Mother F*ing Mother Is In Latest Cringe Video
This is Michelle McCullough from Salem. She has 6 children, including a 13 year old who apparently goes to…
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Gary Rome Hyundai In Holyoke Gets Blowback For Honoring Him/They Receptionist For Women’s History Month
This is Gary Rome, owner of Gary Rome Hyundai in Holyoke. He likes cars and dogs. But the only…
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Boomer Woman Refuses To Take Down Viral Post About Non-Existent Sex Trafficking At Target Despite Wareham Police Posting That It’s Untrue
The Wareham Police have had enough of the bullshit: I love how we’ve branded these people so effectively as…
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Grafton Residents Call Police, Demand Accountability After Misinterpreting Ben Franklin Quote As Death Threats Toward School Committee Members
This is Dan Cusher from Grafton. We published a blog about him in 2020 after he attacked the owner…
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Suffolk Law School Student Warns Public About Sex Trafficking Attempt In Lynnfield
This is Alyssa Desimone from Boston. She recently graduated from Bentley and is attending Suffolk Law School, according to…
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Boomers Who Get Their News From Occupy Democrats Memes Agree – Spotify Messed Up By Not Caving To Neil Young’s Failed Attempt To Censor Joe Rogan
Last week 76 year old singer Neil Young pulled a Carano and announced that he would be taking his…
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Woman Warns Hudson Moms Group About Three Men Who Plotted To Sex Traffic Her 11 Month Old Baby In Market Basket
This is Anna Grace Perry from Boston. She was in a Hudson Moms Facebook group yesterday warning other local…
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Lowell Couple Keeps Viral Post Up About Human Trafficking Tewksbury Walmart After Discovering It’s A Toys For Toys Message
This is Chantel Kelleher from Lowell. As you can see, she completely rejects the idea of picking one look…
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Cape Cod Woman Nearly Loses Baby To Child Sex Trafficking At Stop & Shop, Alerts Sandwich Police Who Confirm Her Fears
This is Kelly Maxwell from Sandwich. She’s a mother of a baby boy and was out grocery shopping with…
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Milford Couple Leaves 8 Minute Voicemail Lamenting Journalistic Practices Of Turtleboy, Says They Will Be Character Witnesses In Court
This is Arty Powell from Worcester or Milford. Arty was not happy about the blog we published on…
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Unsuccessful Fitchburg City Council Candidate And Convicted Britney Spears Stalker Accuses Turtleboy Of Not Paying Her Promised Gifts For 2017 Interview About Stolen Goldfish
A few years back we published a blog about a Fitchburg woman named Miranda Tozier-Robbins after she: Was found…
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Man Claims Fitchburg Police Violated His “Constructional Rights” By Forcing Him To Dump Out Beers While Day Drinking On Front Lawn
This is Stephen Getty from Fitchburg. He once met the Pope. Yesterday he logged into Facebook to air his…
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Plymouth Woman Accuses Police And DA’s Office Of Covering For Neighbor Who Murdered 2 Month Old Baby
This is Deb Bean Byrne from Plymouth. She’s your classic “does anyone know what those sirens are on Main…
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Commenters Outraged Over Big E Brawl Blog, Accuse Turtleboy Of Racism And Assumptions About Ratchets
The Uncle Turtleboy Facebook page (which you should like and follow by clicking here) was on fire this week…
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Activist Woman Finds Nothing Funny About Facebook Commentary After Midget On Moped Gets Arrested For Shooting At South Bay Mall
According to Live Boston a midget on a moped was arrested after fleeing a shooting at Rachael Rollins favorite…
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UMass Student Posts Week Old Wild Racist Email She Claims Was Sent To Every Black Student On Campus
This is UMass senior Sari Saint-Hilaire from Revere. Today she posted a racist email on Facebook that she claims…
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