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Top 22 Turtleboy Blogs Of 2022Ā
Change of plans for Turtle Club people – we are doing the premium stream tonight at 9:30 due…
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Jonathan Cohn, Boston Globe, Michelle Wu, Jordan Meehan Remain Silent On Sexual Deviant Friend Who Groomed A 15 Year Old
There is no Live Show this weekend on account of Christmas Eve, so we’re covering the topics…
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Meet The Worst Person On The Internet: Former Twitter Censorship Czar Yoel Roth
The Twitter Files have shown us a behind the scenes look at how censorship was working at Twitter…
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Turtleboy Vs. Rian Waters Court Audio
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Free Promo Code For Our Exclusive Locals Content For Turtle Club Members
As I’ve mentioned a few times, we are going to be doing the Q&A part of the Tuesday and…
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What Was The First Turtleboy Blog You Ever Read?
Today I posed the question on Facebook and Twitter – what was the first Turtleboy blog you ever…
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Lies About Turtleboy Debunked In Epic Interview With Merb
Last night I did an interview with an attorney in California who goes by Merb, and it’s…
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Turtleboycott 2017: The Reason We No Longer Seek Advertisers, Trump Poops On Himself With Insane Email About DeSantis
In 2017 a Change.org petition was created to intimidate our advertisers into no longer doing business with…
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AOC Is Really Mad That Elon Wants $8 From Her, Evaluating Odds Of Red Tsunami Tuesday
Last night’s stream was interrupted and is in 2 parts. Enjoy! Tonight on Turtle Club at 9:30…
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Geoff Diehl Is Almost As Bad As Bad A Politician As John Fetterman, Alex Hegarty Grandstands, Insane Anthony Amore Email, Reliving Turtleboycott
We’re at 9:30 on Turtle Club we’re gonna talk about a bunch of crap tonight on Turtle…
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Ben Volin, Meghan Ottolini, Mike Felger, And Everything That Is Wrong With The Boston Sports Media
Yesterday Ben Volin spread a completely made up story smearing Mac Jones and the Patriots after some random…
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Black Supremacist Murderer Darrell Brooks Puts On A Show In His Murder Trial, Media Calls You Ableist For Having Concerns About Braindead Man Running The Country
Darrell Brooks is a black supremacist who intentionally killed a bunch of white people less than a…
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Turtle Club Tonight Is Postponed – See Ya Saturday
Hey fam, I’ve got a bit of a cold and the voice isn’t working too well, which makes it…
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The Biggest Psychopath I’ve Ever Blogged About Is Back And The Worcester Police Are Falling For Her Bullshit
I have never blogged about anyone as crazy, dangerous, and diabolical as Lorrayna Calle. She’s been quiet…
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How NOT To Get A Restraining Order
Chille Decastro attempted to get an order on a deadbeat mother who once sold her soiled panties…
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I’m Being Sued Again By Some New Hampshire Douchebag We Blogged About 3 Years Ago
I’m being sued again, this time in New Hampshire by another guy I don’t remember at all named…
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Girl Boss Top 2.5% Attorney Uses Questionable Tactics To Smear Harassment Victim, Gets Smacked Down By Judge Repeatedly
Elyse Hershon is a criminal defense attorney from Boston who I had got to see perform in action…
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Most Of You Reading This Right Now Are Actually TerroristsĀ
Joe Biden just showed why he is the angriest and most divisive President in American history during that…
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Reliving The Funniest Lawsuit Of All Time: Michael Gaffney’s Failed Attempt To Take Down Turtleboy
A turtle rider requested during the Live Show that we review some of the greatest lawsuits in Turtleboy…
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Reviewing The Turtleboy Inbox – Jugs Bunny, Skowhegan Facebook Admin, Psycho Dad Share Thoughts On Blogs
My inbox has been full this week from ratchets we’ve blogged about, including Jugs Bunny, some guy…
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