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Providence Woman Unsure Of Who To Call When She Witnesses Women Of Color Assaulting Each Other In Street, Fears Being Racist If She Calls Police, Asks Facebook For Help
Katie Taylor is an Oregon transplant living in Providence. As you can see, she gives new meaning to the…
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Shiva Ayyadurai Is Coming On The Live Show Tomorrow Night To Try To Convince Me That 100,000 Ballots For Him Were Destroyed And Has Launched A Class Action Lawsuit
Earlier today I published a blog about Shiva Ayyadurai’s refusal to accept the election results of the Republican primary…
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Neglectful Killingly Mother Allows 3 Boys To Wander Neighborhood Full Of Sex Offenders And Dangerous Backyard Barefoot In Underpants, DCF Ignores Pleas From Neighbors
This is Cheyenne and James Murphy from Killingly, CT. When your parents name you Cheyenne, odds are that you’ll…
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Turtleboy Golf Tournament Scheduled For Columbus Day At Kettle Brook Country Club, Hole Sponsorship And Signups Now Available
Breaking News: The first ever Turtleboy Golf Tournament will be taking place at Kettle Brook Golf Club in Paxton on…
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Haverhill Teachers Who Put Empty Shoes On Stairs To Symbolize Dead Kids And Protest Reopening Have Been Partying With Friends And Going To BLM Protests
Governor Baker surprisingly announced this week that he wants schools to open, largely because it’s completely safe to do…
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Fall River Couple Wanted By Police After Baby Overdosed On Fentanyl Present Themselves As Loving Parents On Facebook
Fall River PD needs your help finding two criminals who nearly killed their own baby. Fall River Reporter: The Fall…
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Alleged Victim Of Shrewsbury Home Invasion Has Been Running Sex Dungeon Cult In Basement, Preying On Vulnerable Young Women
Two years ago we received a substantial amount of messages about my former realtor Steve Levine, after he was…
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Former Lawrence High School Students Use Social Media To Demand Former Teachers “Atone For Anti-Blackness” Or Face Cancel Mob
Adrian Peguero is a graduate of Lawrence High School, who is now into theater. He is still salty about…
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TB Is Looking For A Salesperson And Web Developer To Take The Brand To The Next Level
Attention turtle riders – I am looking for two things: A web developer A salesperson I’ve been using the…
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West Brookfield Mom Arrested For Leaving Kids Alone All Day, Kids Assault Responding Officer, Previously On Dr. Phil With Con-Artist Psychic
This is Shaina Fontaine, previously of Monson, who now lives in West Brookfield. She is a mother of three…
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Investigating Kylie Kirkpatrick Part 2: Conning Politicians And Celebrities At The Expense Of West Park Elementary
We urge you to read part 1 of this series before reading part 2. Ryan Kyote has become the…
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Police Chief Uses Shared Facebook Account To Turn Online Mob On McDonald’s For Writing Anti-Police Slur On Coffee, Turns Out To Be Fake News
On Saturday a police officer in Kansas alleged that a McDonald’s employee had written “f***ing pig” on his coffee…
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Dorchester’s Finest Can’t Get By Goal Line Defense With 15 Coats At Giblees In Danvers, Forgot That Rachael Rollins Can’t Drop Charges If It’s Not Suffolk County
An upscale Danvers coat store called Giblees was robbed over the holidays by five Boston residents who never should’ve been…
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Bridgeport Woman Says 8 Week Old Puppy Taken From Her At Gunpoint, Won’t Call Police Because “We Hood, We Don’t Call The Cops”
A woman from Bridgeport, CT is alleging that a man with a gun pulled it on her while she…
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Totally Stable Cop-Hating Pawtucket Woman Fights City For Police Officer’s Home Addresses. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Lynn Farinelli is a Pawtucket, RI resident on a mission. Shirking gainful employment in favor of what she proclaims to…
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Investigating Kylie Kirkpatrick Part 1: Coaching A Child To Lie About “Lunch Shaming”
This is Kylie Kirpatrick and her now 10 year old son Ryan Kyote, from Napa, CA. On June 8…
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New Hampshire Woman Accuses Plaistow Police Of Brutal Excessive Force In Bizzare Story, Fact Checks Determine The Whole Thing To Be A Lie
This is Maddison Hodgdon of Exter, New Hampshire. In addition to nudes on Snapchat, Maddy has something else to…
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Revere DCF Dad Defends Child Abuse Video, Girlfriend Is Online Hooker With Bad Yelp Reviews Who Threatens Kids, Grandma Declares War On Everyone
The Turtleboy Live show is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage Doors Plus in Quincy,…
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North Shore Turtlebabe Was Contacted In 2017 By Woman From Disturbing Child Abuse Video, Tried To Use TB To Shame Rival Ratchet
Editor’s Note – The Live show can only happen because of our sponsors Garage Doors Plus in Quincy and…
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Revere Parents Film Themselves Driving Around Under The Influence While Texting And Swearing At Their Unrestrained Child And Threatening To Slap Him
A turtle rider sent us a disturbing video of a man driving around in a densely populated area with…
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