According to sources, Department of Conservation and Recreation Press Secretary Olivia Cooper Dorrance was fired on Wednesday after TB Daily News first reported on her Spicy Only Fans account.
Normally I don’t celebrate cancel culture, and I have no idea if Jen Saucy here is a good or a bad person who did anything malicious. But she is symptomatic of a broken, corrupt culture of cronyism and dysfunction that exists in the Baker administration. The good news for her is that she got a bunch of new subscribers to her her Only Fans because of the blog, and demand was so high she could raise the price to $12 a month.
I feel like everything worked out for everyone. This woman wasn’t meant to be a press secretary, she was meant to sell herself online to lonely men in order to compensate for her Daddy issues. We helped liberate her. And all her original subscribers can go back to enjoying her camel toe collection and tell people they knew about her before she was Turtleboy famous. Don’t click on this link unless you like Rueben sandwiches with extra dressing.
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