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If You’d Like To Donate An Unused Facebook Account To Turtleboy I Could Use One After Being Suspended For Bullying Dog Killing Trailer Park Troglodytes

 

So my Clarence Woods Emerson Facebook account, which has almost 28K followers, was suspended for 30 days today because I “bullied” these trailer park troglodytes who stabbed their dog in the head.

Long story short, I need extra Facebook accounts because I’m out of them. We still have the Turtleboy Daily News Facebook page, which you can help us get to 39K followers on by clicking here. But I can no longer admin that page or post on it without a personal account that isn’t suspended. If you have an old Facebook account that you no longer use and would like to donate them to Turtleboy, you can still DM me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson and let me know. If I make a new page it will get shut down quickly, but Facebook doesn’t shut down older accounts. If you’d like to donate your page I will need to change the password though for security reasons. Hit me up if you’d like to help.

In the meantime I highly recommend you follow the Turtleboy Only Fans group on Facebook by clicking here. It’s a community page for turtle riders that I don’t run, that posts all the blogs and allows turtle riders to post about relevant topics as well. It currently has 23K members and gets a lot of interaction.

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Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonetization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the Donation button above if you'd like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy:  Qries