New Hampshire Man Arrested For Beastiality Says He Was Just Pretending To Have Sex With Client’s Dog Because She Was Spying On Him With Cameras

 

 

We have an update on the story we published yesterday about the New Hampshire man who was arrested for beastiality after getting caught on film having sex with other people’s pets from Rover.com that he was paid to take care of.

First Robert Ofenloch posted on a Facebook group called Pets of the 603, looking for a temporary home for his 140 pound dog, since the terms of his release dictate that he not be allowed around animals.

This mammoth dog “LOVES” people, which is a little bit creepy when you hear that from a guy who was arrested for going to town on poochie coochie. People immediately realized it was the guy in the news and began to warn others about him. He attempted to defend himself and explain why this whole thing was one big misunderstanding.

So let me get this straight. First he said he never had contact with the dog, even though he was caught on tape having sex with a dog. Then he claims he was suicidal, but wanted something “less permanent” than death and didn’t know how to go about doing that. He saw a camera at someone’s house where he was watching their dog and “chickened out” from doing….something. Then the next time he was there he noticed that the camera had been moved to spy on his car, which made him upset. However, instead of speaking to the client he ended up “giving her what she wanted to find in the first place,” but prior to that he had never considered sexual intercourse with an animal.

Alrighty then. I’m still not quite sure what happened here, but my interpretation is that he was so offended by the fact that this woman didn’t trust him and had cameras in her house to watch him, that he decided to punish her by “giving her what she wanted” and having revenge sex with her dog purely out of spite. This is all so New Hampshire it hurts.

Then he went on to explain that he didn’t actually have sex with the dog, and that he faked the whole thing out of anger and depression, with the intent to make it look real. The problem was he was way too good at recreating dog porn and now the cops and the owner think he’s a fido f***er.

 

I don’t know what the truth is here, but I have a hard time believing the cops arrested him without seeing some penetration. Even if he’s telling the truth his stated intention was to make it look like he took the hound to pound town, and in that endeavor he succeeded. If the guy really is suffering from mental health issues and is suicidal I do feel bad for him, but that doesn’t mean you have to take your depression out on a poor dog. Especially if his motive was to punish the dog because her owner didn’t trust him, which turned out to be a completely justifiable fear.

If Mr. Mutt Slut would like to come on the Live Show this weekend to share his side of the story he’s more than welcome to message me on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or email [email protected].