North Brookfield Woman Wants Someone To Assassinate Donald Trump Because He’s Coming For Her And Her Daughters

 

This is Angela Germain from North Brookfield.

As you can imagine, yesterday was a tough day for her. Ya see, the person she wanted to win the presidential election ended up losing, but instead of just changing her profile picture to a safety pin like they did 8 years ago when this happened the last time, she decided to go on Facebook and post about how she hopes the 47th President is assassinated.

But not like the fake assassination over the summer where Donald Trump paid a lone gunman to shoot his ear. She wants a REAL assassination attempt that doesn’t miss the target time! Ya see, Angela has no choice because Donald Trump is coming for her AND her daughters. He said it in his inauguration address:

“There’s a white woman in North Brookfield, Massachusetts who loves Disney and drag queens. In order to make America great again she MUST be eliminated!”

It’s basically self defense. She has no choice but to orchestrate a hit on the President or else he will murder her whole family, or something.

Anyway, when I saw that Germain Fonda posted something like this it would be because she had nothing to lose. Everyone knows that you can’t be posting death threats at the President if you have a legitimate job, because that’s the quickest way to lose your job. But apparently she/her is an experienced insurance professional who works at Unum as a Lead Benefit Specialist. And her husband is a Brookfield firefighter.

His shirt is just….perfect.

Look, I wasn’t exactly happy when Joe Biden was elected in 2020. But at the end of the day I’m not gonna allow my happiness or mental health to be dependent on the winner of an election. I just paid less attention to politics and was a lot happier for it. If you want something to be outraged about be outraged by the fact that the State Police have covered up two murders in one town and no one from the Governor or AG’s Office is doing anything about it.

To be clear, Angela doesn’t actually believe that Trump is coming for her or her daughters. She’s not that stupid. She just knows that these sort of threatening posts were socially acceptable during the first Trump administration because it’s OK to want Trump to be killed because he’s “literally Hitler.” Let’s see how that works out for her.

Anyway, if there’s anyone the government is “coming for,” it’s me, Karen Read, and anyone else who dares questions the McAlbert mafia and their police protectors. But you don’t see me making posts about assassinating Michael Morrissey, even though he literally sent men with guns to my house and put me in jail for 60 days. This is a democracy, and if you don’t like what your leaders are doing the appropriate response is to protest them and make your voices heard at the polls. Grow up, Angela.