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Southbridge Woman Arrested For Selling Fentanyl Defends Her Honor On Police Facebook Post Shaming Her, Acknowledges Running Illegal Nail Salon In Stash House

 

Yesterday the Southbridge Police posted about a January 31 fentanyl bust of a local saucy senorita.

 

 

 

PRESS RELEASE
Contact: Chief Shane D. Woodson
TEL: 508-764-5420

Detectives from the Southbridge Police Department…

Posted by Southbridge Police Department on Monday, February 22, 2021

One minute you’re the Southbridge High School prom queen, the next minute you’re on Turtleboy. Thus is the circle of life in Southbridge.

If you looked up Southbridge in the Trap Queen’s Guide to the Galaxy you would find these images.

As you can see, this fentanyl fetus factory is living the Section 8 high life, and her stated life goal is to one day meet a guy named Enrique who will show up in a chinstrap and choke her until she climaxes.

A normal person would lay low for a bit after being publicly shamed by the police for selling a deadly, addictive drug to vulnerable people. Not Jesany Torres though. She decided to show up and tell the townsfolk to “worry about y’all own life’s” and remind that they “act so f***in perfect like no half off dope head crack heads and coke heads,” whatever that means.

“Y’all don’t even live right.”

Love getting advice on how to live from a ratchet fentanyl dealer living in a Section 8 triple decker in Southbridge.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody Daddy isn’t around around.

Because he’s dead. But if we’re being real here, odds are he probably wouldn’t be around if he were alive either because TIS (This Is Southbridge).

She really wanted people to mind their own business.

Even though public arrests are the business of the public.

And just like most women in Southbridge, she’s always late with her periods.

Because she doesn’t know they exist. Although the fact that she’s 20 and has yet to reproduce (unless she pulled a Bristol Blarney) seems to indicate that she may be infertile, which is extremely rare in Southbridge.

According to her the only people who care about drug dealers getting arrested are honkies.

She also wanted to make it clear that although she got caught dealing fentanyl she’s not actually a drug dealer, she’s a nail technician.

 

And indeed she does seem to have a “business” that operates out of a rundown residential crackhouse downtown.

She’s a #selftaughtnailtech according to her Instagram, but then again so is my five year old daughter. If you get your nails done like this:

You’re guaranteed to break them while pulling on a rival baby momma’s hair in Webster within the next 3 weeks. That’s just science.

Her “business” at 98 Pine Street is literally just an apartment, and she’s likely in violation of several laws since she’s not a licensed cosmetologist.

But again, TIS. When you deal fentanyl for a living you don’t really worry too much about having your stash house nail salon properly licensed.

The raw dog mafia was out in full force defending her honor too.

Food Stamp Fiona is kind of like the village elder around these parts. And by that I mean she made it to 26 and excels at cat filter.

“We don’t die, we multiply.”

Truer words have never bene spoken unfortunately, which is why the DTA office had to open in Southbridge in the first place.

Other people like Richie Contreras objected to the Southbridge Police Department alerting the public to the fact that they had arrested a drug dealer.

Wonder what Richie does for a living….

Can’t figure it out.

If the name sounds familiar it was just wwo years ago that Richie was also featured on TB Daily News after it was revealed that he and his homeless girlfriend were living with a man who ended up stabbing a woman in the middle of O’Connor’s Restaurant.

It’s easy to get mad at the the police for posting other people’s addresses when you haven’t had an address of your own in 8 years.

If Jesany Torres wants to come on the live show this weekend she’s more than welcome to. Hit me up on Facebook at Clarence Woods Emerson, or I could even make an appointment get my nails done in your crack den. Whatever’s easier for you girl!

 

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