Ratchet Madness

Ratchet Madness 2025 Final 4

 

 

Voting is completed in the Elite 8 of Ratchet Madness 2025 and we now officially have our Final 4.

All of these ratchets were winning with 80-90% of the vote until now. Something had to give. Only 4 could advance. But now it’s going to get even harder, as we can only have 1 champion. Now it’s time to decide which 2 ratchets should face off in the finals to find out who will by the 9th annual Ratchet Madness Champion.

 

1. Jennifer McCabe vs. 1. Krusty Panties

1. Jennifer McCabe – Googled “hos long to die in cold at 2:27 and deleted it, started a support group for victim’s mother, lied to FBI while claiming to be normal Mom

1. Krusty Panties – had her kids taken by the State but lectures FKR about being bad parents, convicted criminal still facing multiple charges, eats, breathes, and sleeps Turtleboy 24/7

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1. Michael Proctor vs. 2. Fake Victim

1. Michael Proctor – covered up the murder of a cop, was forced to read humiliating messages that made him look like a douchebag on national television, got fired and forced to wear ridiculous sunglasses to court

2. Fake Victim – lost custody of 4 kids due to psychotic behavior and substance abuse, faked a pregnancy and 2 abortions of Sweet Baby Clay in real driveway, woke kids up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve to prevent guy she was casually seeing from leaving her apartment, constantly threatens to kill herself when she doesn’t get her way, got sued for lying about being raped, lied and sent TB to jail because he didn’t wanna see her anymore

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33 Comments

    1. The two helicopter rachets are the Norfolk DA and the Boston police commissioner, one black, both fat white.

      Maura is out for a bit. I done like that girl. I think she can wash up out of this. Two fuck fat dumbs cant know their job.
      Karen is a worldwide superhero. Kinda like Clark Kent.

      tb, its a scream. try not to go watergate, all sorts of resources will be at your odds. constitution may languidly follow

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  5. jen over meatball
    and
    proctor over aunty bev?

    how? jen is just a run of the mill psycho, you can find at any lacrosse game drinking white wine in a loveless marriage with horrible friends and family.
    proctor is just a run of the mill bad cop, you can find at any parking lot drinking beers on the clock.

    meatball is out there actively framing people for murder with your tax dollars. and bev is out there kangaroo courting innocent people to jail for the rest of their life. proctor got fired so hes no longer a cop, just a loosah. but bev and meatball are still out there fucking things up.

    1. I agree 100% the kooky side chicks are a dime a dozen, not special just whacked!! mc cabe just an ordinary kept wife who is miserable , thinks she looks great to others, yeah Jen we All want to be you…she’s a narcissist , a dime a dozen, needs jail for a long time!! imho. the ring leaders are unethical, pulling favors wasting our time and money to put innocent people in jail to prevent the real murderers free as they are friends!! cut their positions put them under the jail…severe penalties are needed…

  6. Seriously people?

    Meatball has more power than McCabe.
    Tully has more power than Fake Victim.
    Higgens was there, and one of the actual killers.
    Auntie Bev has more power than Proctor.

    Yes I know Jen was there too, and orchestrated the cover-up, but she couldn’t have pulled it off without Meatball.

  7. I love that your 2 personal ratchets made it all the way to the final four! IMO, that’s a testament to how strongly people value you and have your back! If it weren’t for you and the fuckery these 2 cast upon your life, none of us would even know who Krusty and Fake Victim are. That’s some Love! 🙂

    PS. What’s with all these weird ass comments?

  8. Love the fake comments! TB you sure know how to tweak the most pathetic people out there. The ones who coincidentally seem to have plenty of time to post multiple stupid comments on each blog.

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