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Boston Animal Rescue Naming 3 Abandoned Pit Bulls After AOC, Ayanna Pressley, And Ilhan Omar Is Worse Abuse Than Abandoning Them In The First Place


WHDHAnimal control officials in Boston are turning to the public for help tracking down the owner of three scared puppies that were found alone in a cemetery on Wednesday. The puppy sisters, which have since been named Ayanna, Alexandria, and IIhan, were found at the Forrest Hills Cemetery, according to Boston Animal Care and Control. They are described as pitbull mixes with tan and white fur.

Who’s worse?

A. The cretin who breeds pit bulls and dumps the ones that aren’t vicious enough at the local cemetery

B. Boston Animal Control for cursing these poor dogs with a lifetime of being named after three of the dumbest, unpopular, and anti-semitic congresswomen to ever serve in office?

It’s honestly a tough one. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy that they saved the animals, but naming them after people who have repeatedly tweeted about how Jews American foreign policy, said that black people who don’t act as a “black voice” aren’t real black people, and don’t understand what a garbage disposal is, seems like animal abuse.

Oh well, by the time these dogs turn 12 the world won’t exist anymore so I guess nothing really matters anyway.


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