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This is Jared Sherman from Wareham.
As you can see, he’s a lifelong loser, with a completely undeserved aura of self-confidence, who overcompensates for his many failures by hotdogging on jet skis. And yesterday he left a 19 year old woman to die in a lake in Plymouth.
NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the crash happened on White Island Pond in Plymouth, Massachusetts around 4 p.m. Saturday. When they arrived on scene, officials say they found a good Samaritan helping the victim. The victim was transported to a Boston hospital with facial injuries. The crash remains under investigation.
According to the victim’s mother, he offered to take her for a ride, which she accepted. However, he refused her requests to go back to shore because he was too busy showing off for her, crashed the jet ski, and left her unconscious body in the lake there. Luckily an off duty Milton firefighter was there to save her life.
He has no shortage of Google trophies.
Does this look like the face of a 23 year old drug addict whose schmenzer was so dysfunctional that it required the use of Viagra?
Yes. Yes it does.
Of course he’s also a fan of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats.
Because….of course he is.
And to make matters worse he started updating his Facebook page from the hospital, and showed zero concern for the well being of the girl he allegedly left to die on that lake.
That right there is a selfish waste of space who has never thought about how his actions affect other people his entire life. He lives only for himself. So long as he can obtain money, drugs, and stay out of jail, he could care less the trail of destruction he leaves behind him.
To make matters worse he then decided to blame the victim for driving the jet ski and causing the crash.
He’s the hero for giving her the life jacket, and the victim because his sentagraph tells us that he needs reconstructive surgery. Let’s hope he gets it prison, where he belongs.
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