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Natick Woman Getting Pregnant With 4th Child While 3 Others Are In DCF Care Is Why I Wouldn’t Oppose Mandatory Sterilization For Repeat Offenders

 

Some may argue that government forced sterilization for those deemed unable to provide appropriate parenting and child rearing, is an example of government overreach. For those people I present to you Katherine Lanagan, AKA Katherine Jeffs, but better known to turtle riders as the Natick Dumpsterslug.

Shes’s been in the news a lot for selling food stamps on Facebook for drug money, losing three children to DCF and making no steps whatsoever to get them back, messaging critics with racial slurs for criticizing her life choices, unironically calling out others in simliar positions for not maintaining employment, and spending taxpayer money to get her meat wallet pierced.

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She’s one of less than a handful of individuals to appear in more than one Ratchet Madness tournament, and she’s trying to become the first to appear in three based on her recent Facebook announcement.

Three words: Mandatory Tube Tying.

It appears as if she has moved on from this man.

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Which is a real shame, because he seemed like he was really turning his life around and was about to open up his own barbershop.

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She has moved on to this Rhodes scholar.

And since they’ve been together all of a few weeks, they decided to avoid latex like the plague and make some more babies together. I would imagine that rock bottom is when you’re so desperate for any sort of sexual intimacy that you’re willing to fornicate with a woman most notorious for being on the Turtleboy rerun channel.

He seems really stable too. Never gets in trouble with the law or anything like that.

Ever. I’m sure he’ll be a great father, and all of their family photos will NOT be taken in the DCF visitor’s room.

Katherine Jeffs’ lost her three kids to the state. But instead of making any effort to get them back, she has elected to lay down with Rawdog Rambo and bring another human life into this world. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we need mandatory sterilization. I don’t want to give the state too much power to decide who can and cannot reproduce, but I’d be in favor of some sort of law that states that you must get neutered if you have more than 2 children in DCF care and you still refuse to use the ample amounts of free contraception that are available to you.

 

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