Ratchet Madness 2022 Final 4
Voting is completed in the Elite 8, and we now know who will be facing off in the Final 4 of 2022 Ratchet Madness:
I thought the Branch-Harmony parents could go either way, but I’m really disappointed Monica has won 2 straight extremely close matchups against ratchets she should’ve lost to. With that said I think anyone could win this thing, and at this point Giannetti is the betting favorite:
Now it’s time to decide who will face off in finals to become the 2022 Ratchet Madness Champion.
5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents vs. 1. Giannetti
5. Harmony Montgomery’s Parents
- Never reported 5 year old daughter missing for 2 years
- Mom abandoned daughter to live in Florida where she “got clean” and made another baby
- Mom pretended to care about the daughter she hadn’t seen or attempted to locate in over 2 years immediately after she disappeared
- Mom started a GoFundMe and vowed to sue DCF for not taking care of the child she abandoned
- Dad was charged with abusing daughter, who he made clean the toilet bowl with a tooth brush
- Dad fought for custody and was granted it despite shooting someone in the face in 2014 during a heroin deal
1. Giannetti
- Filmed himself sticking a knife to his own throat and pretended he was being held hostage and coerced into admitting that he was a rapist so that he could use that video in court
- Admitted in a video that he raped a girl who didn’t wanna have sex with him, and said “some girls play like that”
- Ran to court to get a restraining order against Turtleboy despite making dozens of videos threatening to kill me
- Claimed in court that it’s OK to threaten to kill someone as long as you’re rapping
- Had to be redirected by the Judge dozens of times while attempting to explain why he feared for his life
- Claimed in court that I was going to kidnap his son and turn him into a transgender baby
- Repeatedly was directed by the second judge at the hearing to ask me a question while he rambled on incoherently
- Accidentally live streamed him and his baby momma as they attempted to get McDonalds high out of their minds
- Live stream revealed that they see their kid for an hour a day, wake it up at 10:30 to eat chicken nuggets covered in crack residue, she knows how to get people’s garage codes on her door dash route, they use EBT fraud to buy daily $15 cigarette packs, she’s a little bit racist, he’s frightened of her, and they’re both into fentanyl
- Got emasculated by his baby momma who has to work all day to provide for him
- Filmed himself smoking crack around her, which she was worried about because she’d have dirty urine
- Accused his baby momma of spending all his back to school money
1. Monica Cannon-Grant vs. 2. Braintree Senorita Snail Trail
- Charged with 18 counts in federal court relating to nonprofit fraud
- Committed unemployment fraud, along with her husband, despite bringing in millions of dollars to fraudulent nonprofit
- Spent hundreds of thousands of dollars earmarked for social services on Uber eats, nail salons, and vacations
- Live streamed her house getting raided by the feds, used her newborn baby as a shield, and had her daughter’s phone confiscated as evidence
- Vowed revenge on those who alerted the authorities about her grift
- Fabricated a lie about Mikayla Miller being lynched by white teenagers, then organized a mob to invade the town of Hopkinton
- Threated DA Marian Ryan, then went to the wrong place to protest her
- Helped raise $60K for Mikayla Miller’s independent autopsy, lied about shipping her body out of state, then never reported any results
- Made a video of herself shooting guns as a threat to anyone who questioned her
2. Braintree Senorita Snail Trail
- Dorchester hood bunny who “got out the hood” and moved to Braintree with her litter of children
- Went to drop off this morbidly obese and neglected offspring at school, but intended to confront administration, teachers, and students over “prejudism and racism”
- Vowed to confront 6th graders on Facebook Live inside the school building: “These kids be walking around here like they have some type of whatever because they’re white. Well I’m gonna be that woman to be over here and make sure they don’t have that”
- Confronted the school resource officer and principal in the main office and yelling the n word at the top of her lungs in front of children, before being removed from the building
- Almost ran over the crossing guard and was parked in the bus lane
- Called the principal a “white cracker,” before finding out that her car was going to be towed because her license was suspended
- In front of her kids she repeatedly used racial slurs and vulgarity, and even interviewed them and coerced them to say that their schools were racist so they could get on Fox 25 News
- Kept calling the principal the “bitch ass principal” in front of kids
- Contemplated beating up a cop: “It would’ve been f***ed up if I had beat the shit out of that cop, right? Maybe I should just catch a whole new case and beat the f*** out that bitch!”
- Forced kid to say he was being bullied, “Because you’re fat, right?”
- “The only thing they can use against me is that my car isn’t insured and I don’t have my license.”
- Went home for Round 4, which is 15 minutes of her swearing and complaining about how racist everyone is, and vowing to take over the suburbs with hoodrats
- Said that her fat son was justified in assaulting another student while her feral four year child roamed around the house in a diaper
- Promised to get arrested and go to jail in order to prove how much she cares about her kids
- Older son was killed in gang activity that she involved him in
- Vowed to ignore restraining order from school: “Telll me I can’t go back to the school? Well a bitch like me, I’m gonna go back to that school, and I’m gonna keep going back”
- Stated that “Those slaves fought for us, so we can read and we can write,” even though she can do neither
- Vowed to keep her kids home from school so they could “do their Google shit”
