Ratchet Madness

Ratchet Madness 2022 Sweet 16: Didi Region


Voting is completed in the Biblow Region, and we almost had one of the greatest upsets in Ratchet Madness history.

Monica has never won a matchup with less than 75% of the vote. This year she hasn’t gotten less than 92%. Yesterday she was losing at one point, and she’ll have an even tougher matchup in the Elite 8 with the Framingham Feral Family.

Onto the Didi Region, where the 2, 3, and 4 seeds have already been eliminated. Will GSD make a run to the Final 4? He’ll have some stiff competition in his way.


1. Giannetti  vs. 5. Rego Brothers

1. Giannetti

  • Filmed himself sticking a knife to his own throat and pretended he was being held hostage and coerced into admitting that he was a rapist so that he could use that video in court
  • Admitted in a video that he raped a girl who didn’t wanna have sex with him, and said “some girls play like that”
  • Ran to court to get a restraining order against Turtleboy despite making dozens of videos threatening to kill me
  • Claimed in court that it’s OK to threaten to kill someone as long as you’re rapping
  • Had to be redirected by the Judge dozens of times while attempting to explain why he feared for his life
  • Claimed in court that I was going to kidnap his son and turn him into a transgender baby
  • Repeatedly was directed by the second judge at the hearing to ask me a question while he rambled on incoherently
  • Accidentally live streamed him and his baby momma as they attempted to get McDonalds high out of their minds
  • Live stream revealed that they see their kid for an hour a day, wake it up at 10:30 to eat chicken nuggets covered in crack residue, she knows how to get people’s garage codes on her door dash route, they use EBT fraud to buy daily $15 cigarette packs, she’s a little bit racist, he’s frightened of her, and they’re both into fentanyl
  • Got emasculated by his baby momma who has to work all day to provide for him
  • Filmed himself smoking crack around her, which she was worried about because she’d have dirty urine
  • Accused his baby momma of spending all his back to school money



5. Rego Brothers

  • Scammed innocent people out of hundreds of thousands, and potentially millions of dollars by pretending to know how to install concrete
  • Infamous for showing up on the first day to do work, digging up people’s lawns, then never returning again while making up excuses about broken down trucks and Dads with cancer
  • Younger brother Eli abused and starved hid Great Dane and was charged with animal cruelty while employed as a Sudbury Police dispatcher in 2017
  • Have started multiple companies that they keep dissolving in order to avoid paying judgments
  • Use fake addresses for headquarters so no one can ever find them
  • Contracted two other deadbeats named Wayne and Joe because they had more customers to scam
  • Owe potentially hundreds of judgments across Massachusetts and Rhode Island
  • Nelson used scam to build up nest egg to eventually leave the conning business and launch a pop singing career
  • Nelson was arrested 6 or more times for child support and civil warrants from courts all over the state
  • Constable reportedly had over 60 civil warrants for Nelson Rego at one time
  • Nelson made crying video complaining that he was losing singing gigs as a result of blogs
  • Nelson pays to have YouTube videos produced in which he is interviewed pretending to be a pop star who offers advice to up and coming singers



11. Southside Slampig vs. 7. North Providence Biker Mom

11. Southside Slampig

  • Ratchet whose 2 sons were arrested for murdering a female Chicago police officer
  • Posted Facebook rant about how her wonderful boys shot two cops because they were justifiably scared of them
  • Posted another Facebook Live video where she entered the hospital looking for her two sons who she could not see because they were in custody, but could not find them
  • Posted third video where she entered the surgical wing, yelled “open this mother f***ing door,” barged past nurses, yelled for her murderous spawn, and assaulted officers who attempted to detain her
  • Didn’t get to see her killer sons but was arrested and charged with battery, resisting a peace officer and criminal trespassing
  • Bragged about about how proud she was of the man her killer son had become underneath picture of him throwing drug money on the floor
  • Got knocked up by several different men, all of whom ended up in jail
  • Oldest son Aunray was born when she was the ripe old age of 16, and he ended up becoming an aspiring rapper who had already made Evalena a Grandma by the age of 35, and then died in 2018.


7. North Providence Biker Mom

  • Arrested for terrorizing Cranston drivers with her posse of losers in ATVs, and then assaulting a cop while her children sat at home wondering where Mommy was
  • Filmed herself taking a massive digger while attempting to do wheelies on strike bikes in Boston
  • Started a GoFundMe to raise money for her legal defense, after blockading a woman in traffic, banging on her window, and then assaulting a cop
  • Later in the year she and her posse dragged a mother out of her car in traffic and beat her in front of her 8 year old child
  • IG story has videos of her driving while smoking blunts, and promoting her Only Fans account



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